United Thread - 2022/23

[Crouchinho]

He should have kept his mouth shut and scarpered in the January transfer window to some MLS team or Serie A on loan.

What a horrible way to ruin your reputation with the fans. He's always wanted to be the number 1 for attention so it's not surprising.

Pogba had too much power at United that he could do what he wanted. It looks like Ten Hags won't put up with Ronaldo's nonsense though

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

For no reason at all...

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Carragher is spot on, even though he’s a prick

Keane has spent his whole career banging on about the standards expected of a professional. The mental gymnastics he’s going through to defend Ronaldo, who’s been wholly unprofessional, are bizarre.

He wouldn’t have put up with it if he was still playing with him, so why is he defending him?

Because Keane is a starstruck little fanboy who had his own unprofessional streak in him. Ronaldo has a bunch of ex-pros in the media whose entire claim to fame is they played with him and want to recycle that anecdote at after dinner speaking gigs and Sky Sport studios and are worried it'll disappear when Ronaldo does.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Haha! The last dance my arse! He’s a bellend and was made that way at that shithole of a football club. They deserve each other. The monster has turned on his makers! Brilliant. All them SUI nonces won’t be so fukin smug now will they?

 

[threespires]

He should have kept his mouth shut and scarpered in the January transfer window to some MLS team or Serie A on loan.

What a horrible way to ruin your reputation with the fans. He's always wanted to be the number 1 for attention so it's not surprising.

Pogba had too much power at United that he could do what he wanted. It looks like Ten Hags won't put up with Ronaldo's nonsense though

I can think of only two reasons why he'd do this...

To create a narrative for potential suitors that the reason he appears a bust flush isn't because he is one but because the rags were mean to him and didn't create the conditions for him to thrive. However, given he'll just be able to walk into a mega contract in one of multiple half-cocked leagues around the world this would seem unnecessary unless he is deluded enough to think he still has another big team in him, which leads to the second reason..

Once a narcissist always a narcissist

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Rooney has the face of a slapped arse but he's still getting it from Coleen, so I doubt he cares.

 

[VOOMER]

Rooney has the face of a slapped arse but he's still getting it from Coleen, so I doubt he cares.

Coleen 62 from Pandoras in Fallowfield, or Coleen, his M, oh silly me

 

[N1985]

Its like Diana and Martin Bashir all over again

And the rags are the car crash.

 

[Jack Hackett]

Looks like he’s burnt his boats at OT…no coming back from that. Where to next?

 

[KentBlue]

The ponce's fall from grace at the swamp has happened quicker than I anticipated. It was always going to happen, of that most of us were sure, but it's only been a few months into the season and his time there is already over.
He's pretty much alienated every plastic on the earth with his comments, and I suspect many die-hard rags will be pissed off with him too - but the club still has to pay him half a million quid every week....Ha ha, fucking well played raggies, and that surly, bullying bastard who put it all on you.