United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

I wouldn't bet on it

Would Toney?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Is there a fruit called a **** out there somewhere :-)

No but there is one called Durian. It stinks the place out, just like PR

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Is there a fruit called a **** out there somewhere :-)

There's one called a cunttwat (or something like that)

 

[mike1923]

"Let's be honest, who is the most expensive salary player in the Premier League ever in history - it's me, even at 37 years old.

Same journalists re tweeting this who tried to tell us Erling was on 900k a week two weeks ago

 

[Vienna_70]

I’d like to see Arsenal win the league he says.Why would we ever entertain signing the fucking wanker. He’d eat himself if he could. I fucking despise the twat and always have done

I remember, several years ago, when the vain, egotistical twat was asked, during his time in Madrid, whom he thought would win the derby, he replied, "Manchester".

 

[Vienna_70]

"Let's be honest, who is the most expensive salary player in the Premier League ever in history - it's me, even at 37 years old.

Same journalists re tweeting this who tried to tell us Erling was on 900k a week two weeks ago

When has the truth ever got in the way of a sensationalist headline for a so-called journalist?

 

[City Raider]

Didn’t think it was possible but Morgan’s sycophancy annoyed me more than his arrogance. All a bit of a storm in a teacup when you boil it down.

 

[bluetonium]

In celebration of Fergie's gargantuan efforts to get Ronaldo away from blue Manchester:

Here's to you Slur Alex Ferguson
City loves you more than you can know
Your corpse is stinking up the Stretford End
And Fake Ronnie owes you another blow...Agueroooo

Here's to you, you bacon chopped bastard
How's it feel to know Manchester's blue?
Should've never cried over that horse spunk
Now enjoy it in your lifetime, 'cos it's your due.. you raggy fool

 

[paulchapo]

Has two bigger ego's and arseholes ever been in the same room together? What a horrible pair Morgan and Ronaldo are

 

[gandalfthebrave]

Good grief.

I wish Piers had asked Ron about what happened in Vegas, or what caused him to smash that kid’s phone at Everton. Instead he rimmed him for 90 mins…

Tbh it came across a bit Meghan Markle to me. Ron’s truth isn’t necessarily the truth, by the looks of it.

Ron talks about people being mean to him and his family, while calling people rats, intimating they’re ugly, and saying they’re jealous. All this after telling us how professional he is, and how he’s a role model. You couldn’t make it up.

He referred to himself as businessman, and mentioned how smart he is and how he likes to speak to other smart people. He’ll soon become the poster boy and point of reference for all budding psychologists learning about narcissism. A walking talking case study.