United Thread - 2022/23

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

This is fucking wonderful. The bitter red-shirted scum are thrashing around blaming us for their decline and inevitable sales. Lovely. #cunts

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Unfortunately that's not how they tend to work

They'll be tied into contracts and futures forever so there is no risk at all, upside or downside

I was intrigued and checked their annual report. The muppets actually had much higher finance cost due to unhedged exposure to FX swing! So the first poster was actually loosely right. That aside any hedges they do take (fx or basis rate) are gonna cost so much more in this market

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wanting between 6-9 billion.

Needs a full stadium revamp ontop.

Carrington needs rebuilding.

Players need to be bought.

Liverpool also on the market as competition for a bidder.


Lol good luck.

Mostly accurate, however, the majority of their players are products of their academy....

 

[Bluesince1979]

United were trying to get rid of him all summer and no one wanted him (or at least no one Ronaldo would accept going to).

Maybe now he’s a free agent the maths changes and someone is interested but I can’t see it being a title challenging side in a big league.

Me neither

 

[Protein Junkie]

Mostly accurate, however, ALL of their players are products of their academy....

Slight amendment Grassy .

 

[Grassland Blue]

They just don't get it mate at all, they think that they can just go out and buy Mbappe for £250m and stick two fingers up to FFP-the rule that they and others were so much in favour of to slow City down! Their revenue wont grow much further than it already is to cover the amount on transfers that they expect.

God bless FFP!

Their fans think they'll get Mbappe?
They're M barmy....
:- ).

 

[remember arthur mann]

Their fans think they'll get Mbappe?
They're M barmy....
:- ).

You can have all the best ingredients in the world but if you haven't got a decent chef !

 

[uweuweuwe]

I'm confused heard rags on the radio slagging fake Ronaldo because what he said about the club yet they were the ones who got a game called off with the exact same message. Weird fuckers.

Will be interesting to see what happens if Jim ratcliffe puts in a bid. Seeing as the cycling world is getting a bit of hard time at the moment for using the likes of shell and ineos for sponsorship.

By the way the plastic referred to in the video is the material not rags

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Darren Farley's take on the fake ronnie :-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You mean as opposed to Mike Ashley?

Could be Michael, he's a buyer-upper of bankrupt brands.