United Thread - 2022/23

[RadcliffeRick]

Why what have they done now.
Won a game in training

Not quite a victory but when they had the first "fresh" training session, Ten Bob put out 11 cones on the pitch and they managed to get a draw against the cones, the equaliser came 5 minutes after the game finished by way of a penalty

 

[Bald fraud]

They're getting giddy again.

They’ve heard tent peg has banned ketchup. Will shout at them if they’re naughty. And make them run really fast! They’re back!!!

 

[Akira]

Erik ten Hag says Man United players make "too many mistakes" in training - Man United News And Transfer News | The Peoples Person

New Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has got down to business…

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Ten Hag might wanna be careful there. Some of those lot don't like criticisms.

 

[fitzy blue]

Hot off the press,Ducker gives update on Diver.

 

[tommybooth]

Ronaldo is off to marry Hamilton.

 

[Woody135]

Wait til the bangkok locals start wanting refunds because he isnt there. That tour is about to blow up

 

[Blue Mist]

I sort of feel sorry for the rags. At the time of his appointment Ten Hag was the best one available but if they had waited a bit they could have got Pochetino and if they had waited just a couple of days more they could have got Boris.
Patience is a virtue that sadly they do not have.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

They’ve heard tent peg has banned ketchup.

Gabriel Heinze not happy about this.

 

[Franny 1234]

I sort of feel sorry for the rags. At the time of his appointment Ten Hag was the best one available but if they had waited a bit they could have got Pochetino and if they had waited just a couple of days more they could have got Boris.
Patience is a virtue that sadly they do not have.

Don't ever feel sorry for the scum
Never forget that banner. CTID

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Don't ever feel sorry for the scum
Never forget that banner. CTID

Totally agree This This This This oh and never forget This!!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Hot off the press,Ducker gives update on Diver.

Top post!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I sort of feel sorry for the rags.

Reported!

 

[Roachy]

Yeah - discussing with them where they will soon be living now he's pissing off.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Ronaldo the messiah Ronaldo the man who would lead United back to the top ............ nahhhhhhhhh he’s suckered the daft twats in and if he really cared about the Rags he would stay to help them get out of this mess and put his ego to the side ............. sadly it’s all about him and it will always be that way ............ sadly him going may actually help them out

 

[waspish]

When did Ronaldo last go on a preseason friendly abroad? Maybe there is other reasons he always makes an excuse..

 

[horlock_was_super]

Happy Friday everyone.
Not long until beer/wine o’clock.
nytid are SCUM.
The Pope has told them to fuck off on many occasions.
Keep your feet on the self entitled twats throats.
As you were Blues.
CTID.
Never. Forget.That. Bastard. Banner.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Must be serious for Ronaldo to drop out of a trip to Bangkok

 

[Gingers Dad]

Not quite a victory but when they had the first "fresh" training session, Ten Bob put out 11 cones on the pitch and they managed to get a draw against the cones, the equaliser came 5 minutes after the game finished by way of a penalty

Is it true that one of the cones was sent off?

 

[JASR]

NB read in a breathtaking Sky/BT advertisement style:

It’s the big one on Tuesday. THE biggest cup competition (just the one match) ever.

The ‘Bangkok last century cup’ :
Liverpool vs United.

Can United break their trophy drought?
Will Liverpool set off on their quest for the fabled quintuple?
Will the fans leave the stadium after watching their idol (a K-pop singer) perform pre-match, so they don’t have to endure the match?
Will the extra weeks training mean united players can understand Ten Hag’s instructions for ‘left’ and ‘right’?
Can Liverpool recover from losing their Coutinho perennial grip on the net spend (2nd biggest) trophy, to the ‘insane spending’ Manchester City?

Tune in on Tuesday for the answer to all these questions , and more!
Believe in better, believe in bullshit Sky

 

[Blue Mist]

Is it true that one of the cones was sent off?

I know one had to go off injured when Shaw fell on it. It was carried off on a stretcher and is now said to be in a cona.


What !