United Thread - 2022/23

[mexico1970]

Tent Peg has finally responded to PR37's interview.

BBC link

The fake one only wanted to leave the rags because he found out that even though the rags wanted to kiss his arse they drew the line at tongues.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'm back next Thursday and a) it's winter in Blighty so no marrows but b) I had to sack of my allotment due to my head/spine issues.

That's a real bummer. I hate my bad back.

 

[manclad]

That's a real bummer. I hate my bad back.

You think you've got problems.
United have got 2 bad backs !!!

(Another Bernard Manning joke,first told in The Embassy Club @ 1985) !!!

 

[El_george]

The use of that term requires a certain knowledge of agricultural equipment.

There are quite a few websites about Tractors, or so I'm told.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Not only that you are spreading the hatred world wide. Keep up the antipodean good work Misty.

Oi @Blue Mist , I am off to sleep now, please can you take over the rag hatred shift, thanks.
If you can multi task, same for the dippers.
Thank you.

 

[Blue Mist]

Oi @Blue Mist , I am off to sleep now, please can you take over the rag hatred shift, thanks.
If you can multi task, same for the dippers.
Thank you.

Not a problem. I can certainly multi task when it comes to hating the rags and dips.
It's a little known fact the the Ibis, (the bird not the hotel) is hated in Australia because it is always rooting through bins looking for food. It is known as the bin dipper.
I am trying to get the aussies to name an animal after the rags.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I see hidden away behind England’s departure from the World Cup the rags lost another game in Spain. Sam Luckhurst branding them ‘meaningless’, I wonder how giddy they would be if they’d actually won at least one?

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I see hidden away behind England’s departure from the World Cup the rags lost another game in Spain. Sam Luckhurst branding them ‘meaningless’, I wonder how giddy they would be if they’d actually won at least one?

So meaningless, he was asked to report on it.

Probably even attended, the sad fuck.

He's considered a joke across the entire pack ever since his back pg exclusive Mourinho would be staying on the day he was sacked!!

 

[bluemonkey71]

Twatted 4-2 by Cadiz then lose to Betis. Must not laugh