United Thread - 2022/23

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No premier league hatrick...but he did manage 2 goals in a match against the mighty Burton Albion and a further 2 against Reading FC...

This dangerous striker burst onto the scene with 5 goals in season 2015/16..followed that up with 32 app and ..er..5 goals the season after.
The utd goal machine knocked in 7 goals 2017/18 and finally managed to reach double figures the season after with 10...

Somehow..Marcus made it onto the England plane to Qatar after managing 4 goals in the premier league last season
I reckon I could return those numbers with a bit of fitness and one on one training with The Goat............
 
I know it sounds bonkers mate but all the “oh my god they’re back!!!” Posts we’ve seen every time they score followed by a flaccid “hope I’m wrong though :/“ in a desperate attempt to conceal.

I think the press gets to a lot of city fans (although they’ll fight tooth and nail to deny it) and they also start to believe the hype. So they come on here warning everyone that they’re back for real this time lads and subconsciously start wanting united at the top to prove the “told you so” attitude they have was right
It sounds bonkers because it is
 
Two clubs and the soul is one. Who would have thought that the dippers and rags would be in the 69 position just to battle poor little insignificant city. The so called giants of the Englsih game are well and truly rattled. A set of fans who hate each other are now united in mutual activities. It is utterly pathetic and quite hilarious. Ragerpool are formed, 1 billions fans globally and they still wont win the league.
 
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