United Thread - 2022/23

[paulchapo]

I see residents near the swamp are complaining about the problems associate with living next door to a football ground. You couldn't make it up lol. Same as the clowns who used to moan about living near Maine Road. They must be stupid.

Husband, "Hey love I've seen this great little terrace central to everywhere, take a look"
Wife, "Hang on there's a great big football ground nearby, 74,000 people will be there every other week are you mad?"
Yes indeed they are.

The ground has been there over 100 years, you can't miss it. Why buy a house next to it then whine at all the problems doing so brings? Thick as shit and I've no sympathy.

Residents complain about impact of Man Utd's Old Trafford - "It's a nightmare"

Living next to Old Trafford brings with it problems of parking and anti-social behaviour around Manchester United matches, with residents increasingly unhappy with the situation

www.google.com

 

[Bluewonder]

Lots of chatter in the media that the Glazers might not sell.

I would LOVE IT if that happened.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Think Newcastle will shit their pants today. I don't even think the rags will need to rely on the ref bias they will get!

I'll tell you honestly though, I will love it if Newcastle beat them, love it!

 

[stevemacca]

Brian McClair.

Fuck me!
Without any sense of homoerotic feeling, he was a decent looking geezer

 

[bluethrunthru]

I see residents near the swamp are complaining about the problems associate with living next door to a football ground. You couldn't make it up lol. Same as the clowns who used to moan about living near Maine Road. They must be stupid.

Husband, "Hey love I've seen this great little terrace central to everywhere, take a look"
Wife, "Hang on there's a great big football ground nearby, 74,000 people will be there every other week are you mad?"
Yes indeed they are.

The ground has been there over 100 years, you can't miss it. Why buy a house next to it then whine at all the problems doing so brings? Thick as shit and I've no sympathy.

Residents complain about impact of Man Utd's Old Trafford - "It's a nightmare"

Living next to Old Trafford brings with it problems of parking and anti-social behaviour around Manchester United matches, with residents increasingly unhappy with the situation

www.google.com

Its like those protesting about a 3rd runway at Heathrow on noise and pollution grounds having bought a house next to Heathrow - morons

 

[the blue panther]

Brian McClair.

That's who I thought it was, but wanted to prolong the suspense.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Carabao Cup has been upgraded to the Holy Grail , the Premier league and Champs league are mere trinkets , the Carabao Cup is where it is at , all hail Muck Tag , serial winner.
Scum.

 

[paulchapo]

Fuck me!
Without any sense of homoerotic feeling, he was a decent looking geezer

He's going for the rugged look.

 

[Kippax77]

I'd be happy for the rags to have today's cup, in exchange for Fernandes to be permanently crippled through an innocent coming together with the goal posts.
In fact I'd happily chuck in the Europa pot as well just as a goodwill gesture

 

[JASR]

The Carabao Cup has been upgraded to the Holy Grail , the Premier league and Champs league are mere trinkets , the Carabao Cup is where it is at , all hail Muck Tag , serial winner.
Scum.

If Newcastle win, the number of eulogising media articles would be countable on one hand.
We all know the tsunami of jizz that would occur with the opposite result