United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Llama]

Watching United and Barcelona try and do business together is less two bald men fighting over a comb and more two bald men negotiating who should pay for their one very expensive perm. Jokers the pair of them.

That sir is a perfect description of Economics.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Watching United and Barcelona try and do business together is less two bald men fighting over a comb and more two bald men negotiating who should pay for their one very expensive perm. Jokers the pair of them.

Two one legged men in an arse kicking contest

 

[LongsightM13]

 

[jimharri]

75m, on a player who clearly doesn't want to be at "TWGC"™? Wow.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The rags used to have a bit of an aura which attracted players.
This seems to have turned into a 'horror' which repels them

 

[manimanc]

75m, on a player who clearly doesn't want to be at "TWGC"™? Wow.

I really like Katy Perry, beautiful looking girl, I'd love to take her out for a drink or a bite to eat, I'm really confident it could happen.

Only thing is, she just isn't interested, never heard of me, won't entertain it even if I say I'll make the big mac meals large with a double cheeseburger chaser.

I think that's the situation with the rags and Barca and de Jong at the minute.

(Sort of) :)

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Greater Manchester Police are looking for some City fans and totally ignoring that United seem to be involved in human trafficking..



That seems to have forced marriage written all over it!!! Call 999!

 

[jimharri]

I really like Katy Perry, beautiful looking girl, I'd love to take her out for a drink or a bite to eat, I'm really confident it could happen.

Only thing is, she just isn't interested, never heard of me, won't entertain it even if I say I'll make the big mac meals large with a double cheeseburger chaser.

I think that's the situation with the rags and Barca and de Jong at the minute.

(Sort of) :)

And they say romance is dead? Pfft.

 

[manimanc]

And they say romance is dead? Pfft.

Alive and kicking in my world he he.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I really like Katy Perry, beautiful looking girl, I'd love to take her out for a drink or a bite to eat, I'm really confident it could happen.

Only thing is, she just isn't interested, never heard of me, won't entertain it even if I say I'll make the big mac meals large with a double cheeseburger chaser.

I think that's the situation with the rags and Barca and de Jong at the minute.

(Sort of) :)

Have you offered Katy’s agent €70m? I’m sure she’d have dinner with you for that.

She’ll eat any old shit these days, what with being in the Just Eat ads.