United Thread - 2022/23

[Debaser]

Pretty disgraceful what Barcelona are doing to De Jong, he's owed £17m and has every right to dig his heels in and get what he is owed.


Can't believe United are still pursuing him, based on the reports it seems pretty obvious that he doesn't really want to go to them.

Fears that Woodward leaving would bring some sanity to United have quickly faded

 

[ninjamonkey]

This is becoming a scenario where its bordering on harassment now. How many rejections does it take? If De Jong was a woman and United were trying to woo her they'd be on a register by now.

Seems they're about to sign Martinez, a dwarf of a centre back who is capable of playing left back to add to the left back they've already signed, all whilst having 2 first team left backs in Shaw and Telles already. Seems like they've really sorted their shit out this summer and have a clear plan...

Or are they just trying to corner the left back market to limit our options?

 

[horlock_was_super]

His Holiness has told you.
Every City supporter in the history of forever has.
Now FdJ has too.




FUCK OFF!

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

By his own admission, united’s all time leading scorer shags grannies.

Let that sink in.

 

[goalmole]

Who's the bloke in red he looks like one of Santa's elves

The bloke in black looks very impressed with the trophy.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

This is becoming a scenario where its bordering on harassment now. How many rejections does it take? If De Jong was a woman and United were trying to woo her they'd be on a register by now.

Seems they're about to sign Martinez, a dwarf of a centre back who is capable of playing left back to add to the left back they've already signed, all whilst having 2 first team left backs in Shaw and Telles already. Seems like they've really sorted their shit out this summer and have a clear plan...

Or are they just trying to corner the left back market to limit our options?

Thai Lego trophy, most LB's in world football & after week 1 of the season a 'don't say it cup'.

A treble by early August, go Poundland go.

 

[deegee33]

You guys DO realize that they just won a Cup,






Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha etc.

 

[remember arthur mann]

This is becoming a scenario where its bordering on harassment now. How many rejections does it take? If De Jong was a woman and United were trying to woo her they'd be on a register by now.

Shameful, no better than a stalker, but this is the rags, they need treatment.

 

[tommybooth]

Frankie. Another over rated talent that will fit it at the rags.