United Thread - 2022/23

[manimanc]

Have you offered Katy’s agent €70m? I’m sure she’d have dinner with you for that.

She’ll eat any old shit these days, what with being in the Just Eat ads.

Once she sees me she'll be putty in my hands, it inevitable.

 

[Irlamblue]

Bunch of Cunts

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Once she sees me she'll be putty in my hands, it inevitable.

Just don’t use “You’re going to hear me roar” as a chat up line.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Once she sees me she'll be putty in my hands, it inevitable.

I am not sure that is the best analogy!!

 

[manimanc]

I am not sure that is the best analogy!!

Very 80s.
Once she sees me she'll run a fuckin mile.
Changed for honesty :)

 

[remember arthur mann]

Once she sees me she'll be putty in my hands, it inevitable.

 

[Vienna_70]

I really like Katy Perry, beautiful looking girl, I'd love to take her out for a drink or a bite to eat, I'm really confident it could happen.

Only thing is, she just isn't interested, never heard of me, won't entertain it even if I say I'll make the big mac meals large with a double cheeseburger chaser.

I think that's the situation with the rags and Barca and de Jong at the minute.

(Sort of) :)

Great analogy.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

LOL!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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LOL!

I’d love for us to get him on loan for the season.

 

[MCFC1993]

Pretty disgraceful what Barcelona are doing to De Jong, he's owed £17m and has every right to dig his heels in and get what he is owed.


Can't believe United are still pursuing him, based on the reports it seems pretty obvious that he doesn't really want to go to them.