United Thread - 2022/23

[hammocity]

I was never any good at maths but is that not the case. Two matches left to be drawn, four teams left so surely it's a 50:50 of being at home but if another team is drawn out at home then two of the three teams left have to be away and only one at home.

Forget how many teams are left, that’s irrelevant, the odds are will they be at home or away, a 1 in 2 chance, this season, 2x2x2x2x2x2x2 = 1 in 128 chance or 127/1.

 

[aguero93:20]

We’ll get these fuckers in the final they’ll go full strength like they did in the league cup and we’ll go second string like we always do in the domestic cups.

Not post season in the final we won't. Against Watford only De Bruyne didn't start (played 40 minutes or so as a sub) and he wasn't fully fit.

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently they’ve now had 11 consecutive home draws in domestic cups. The odds of that occurring by chance are absolutely certain if its the rags.

Fixed.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Forget how many teams are left, that’s irrelevant, the odds are will they be at home or away, a 1 in 2 chance, this season, 2x2x2x2x2x2x2 = 1 in 128 chance or 127/1.

Of course it is - reminds me of my nights at Soames Casino - thinking if it landed on red 3 times - the next was bound to be black - still - got free ham sandwiches and a coke.

 

[hammocity]

Of course it is - reminds me of my nights at Soames Casino - thinking if it landed on red 3 times - the next was bound to be black - still -got free ham sandwiches and a coke.

I met a girl, Liz, who worked as a Croupier at Soames Casino in my early 20’s on a night out with mutual friend’s. As the drink flowed I got a little braver and asked her out, she said, “you’re a nice guy but you remind me of someone, I’ll have to say no” I was gutted because we were getting on really well.

At the end of the evening I plucked up the courage to ask who I reminded her of, “Ronnie Corbett” fuck me my confidence hit rock bottom. I’m nothing like Ronnie, btw, does being 5ft 6” and wearing glasses qualify me? :-)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I met a girl, Liz, who worked as a Croupier at Soames Casino in my early 20’s on a night out with mutual friend’s. As the drink flowed I got a little braver and asked her out, she said, “you’re a nice guy but you remind me of someone, I’ll have to say no” I was gutted because we were getting on really well.

At the end of the evening I plucked up the courage to ask who I reminded her of, “Ronnie Corbett” fuck me my confidence hit rock bottom. I’m nothing like Ronnie, btw, does being 5ft 6” and wearing glasses qualify me? :-)

Probably the lemon Lyle and Scott you had on.

 

[hammocity]

Probably the lemon Lyle and Scott you had on.

I play golf as well!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I play golf as well!

Do your jokes take an hour?

 

[Newman123]

Out of us, Man City and Man Utd.

Man Utd seems to have the easiest run in left. Please tell me these cunts arent going to sneak in at the top.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Out of us, Man City and Man Utd.

Man Utd seems to have the easiest run in left. Please tell me these cunts arent going to sneak in at the top.

Howard Webb says yes!

30th Anniversary of the PL.

Who won the first one again?

Be a nice story to promote the league.

In a true sport that won't happen.