United Thread - 2022/23

[Mr Blue Moon]

£536m in debt, and we're the ones being investigated for financial irregularities?

If I had a pound for every time a United fan said "yeah, but it's manageable debt", I'd be able to pay off half of it for them myself.

But I wouldn't. I'd splash it all on giving new contracts to Maguire, Fred and that lad from deliverance after his 2 goal midweek performance.

But if every loyal rag supporter paid a pound to pay off the debt then it would easily be reduced to £535.75million…

 

[Protein Junkie]

St Marcus has been resurrected and will be fit to play against the barcodes.

Praise the lord!

A bit too early for Easter but close enough. I think Ponntif Fishcake I is more of a Feast of the Passover type of guy.

 

[BongoBlue]

If only I had the hi-tech skills to get up a picture of Sid from Toy Story for compare and contrast purposes

Here ya go...;)
Good comparison also.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Here ya go...;)
Good comparison also.

Nope, one is two dimensional and the other is in Toy Story

 

[the blue panther]

So I'd like to know where you got the notion...

I'm sorry - even that's no excuse; never start a sentence with fuckin' "So!"
I refer you to the "Little things that irritate you" thread.
Thanks.
As you were - they're still scum.

 

[Semper aggressus]

How can they be £1 billion in debt yet allowed to keep spending £200m every summer, yet we get investigated?

And why has no one at City, or indeed any other PL club call the rags out publicly on this?

Are they just allowed to go further in debt, yet if Leicester, Chelsea or anyone else don’t balance the books they get transfer bans?

 

[barney*]

Oh dear how sad never mind

Manchester United: Premier League club owe almost £1bn, reveal new figures

Manchester United owe £969.6m through a combination of gross debt, bank borrowings and outstanding transfer fees with associated payments, according to new figures.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[aguero93:20]

A bit too early for Easter but close enough. I think Ponntif Fishcake I is more of a Feast of the Passover type of guy.

He's more into the Feast of the Fallover.

 

[KentBlue]

Oh dear how sad never mind

Manchester United: Premier League club owe almost £1bn, reveal new figures

Manchester United owe £969.6m through a combination of gross debt, bank borrowings and outstanding transfer fees with associated payments, according to new figures.

www.bbc.co.uk

So whoever buys the rag will have to pay off the debts, presumably? They'll need a bloody great big wallet to pay that and invest in restructuring the swamp, not to mention buying players - including Kane(pen) and Jude Bellingham, reportedly.

I shouldn't laugh, but fuck it, it's hilarious.

 

[awest]

So whoever buys the rag will have to pay off the debts, presumably? They'll need a bloody great big wallet to pay that and invest in restructuring the swamp, not to mention buying players - including Kane(pen) and Jude Bellingham, reportedly.

I shouldn't laugh, but fuck it, it's hilarious.

1 Billion quid in debt. Sounds like a well run club.