United Thread - 2022/23

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The media praise them from the rooftops the moment they sign for the rags so it's no wonder they are up their own arses. There might be a tiny bit of media criticism after a poor result, but in general the players are wonderful, scuffed shots, fouls and dives are admired and any negatives are blamed on the Glazers.

That is absolutely correct regarding the media driving the narrative about the club, players , etc. Very little of it being subjective, because hype produces more clicks from the masses than criticism.

But how much do the club invest in proper research regarding the personalities/ temperaments, etc of their prospective signings because so many of them display the more negative characteristics once they arrive at the " greatest club in the world " ?

They do appear to have way above the norm for players with poor attitude , irrespective of ability, which to be honest is a fairly accurate assessment of the club as a whole.
 
That is absolutely correct regarding the media driving the narrative about the club, players , etc. Very little of it being subjective, because hype produces more clicks from the masses than criticism.

But how much do the club invest in proper research regarding the personalities/ temperaments, etc of their prospective signings because so many of them display the more negative characteristics once they arrive at the " greatest club in the world " ?

They do appear to have way above the norm for players with poor attitude , irrespective of ability, which to be honest is a fairly accurate assessment of the club as a whole.
Their shit facilities at both Old Toilet and Carrington can't be be helping the situation.

The players must go to places like City, West Ham, Spurs, Arsenal, see the excellent facilities and then think 'I have to go back to that shit hole tomorrow...'
 
Just for comparison's sake:

After 27 games played in 2020-21: 53 points, 55 goals scored, 32 conceded
After 27 games played last season: 47 points, 44 goals scored, 34 conceded
After 27 games played this season: 50 points, 41 goals scored, 37 conceded

They've not hugely improved in the slightest. They're the same. Smack bang in the middle of where they've been for the last few years in total mediocrity, with a Burnley striker up top to prove it. Their "tactical improvement" has led to fewer goals scored, more conceded, and the same points total.

In fact, when I rarely sit down to watch them, they look less dynamic and attacking than they did in the highs of Ole. They're dull, they packed their own box against Newcastle, they've cheated their way to a win against us and a couple of other very dodgy results, and yes, they might win the fucking Europa League, which they also did under Mourinho, but nobody really gives a flying fuck. They finished second under Mourinho, too, but did it help? Was it part of some big resurgence? Are United back, actually challenging for the league? Course not.

They're still shit, and they even set a record for shitness when one of the weakest Liverpool sides in recent times routed them. The only difference this season is that Liverpool, Chelsea, and Spurs have all decided to be a bit shitter and might therefore gift them a CL spot. But, even that is still very much to play for. It only takes one of Pool or Spurs to get their act together and we'll see what happens.

The media, for the millionth time, is trying to push this narrative that they're SO much better under ETH. They're not. You only have to watch them to see it. Sure, getting rid of the prima donna was a good move (that any manager with a modicum of sense would have made) and they've shown glimpses of being a bit better-organised from time to time, which is basically thanks to Casemiro, but they're not suddenly some world-beating side.

They've been insanely reliant on a suddenly in-form Rashford (and we all know how long his 'form' usually lasts) and Casemiro dragging them through games. And you see what happens when the former stops firing and the latter is suspended; they go back to the same old dreary, forgettable, mid-table football we've seen from them over the last decade.

Casemiro aside, their signings have been shit. Antony's as shit as his beard. Malacia is a walking foul machine. Weghorst feels like some sort of Beadle's About prank. And Martinez is just about alright but I don't think he'd walk into any top club defence. And as long as ETH keeps up his myopic insistence of bringing over average players from the Dutch league, they'll continue to make bad choices and have an average, laughable team masquerading as the Harlem Globetrotters of football.

And we'll continue dominating.
They've actually gone backwards if you take off the cheat win against us at the swamp.
 
According to the rags director of football
John Murtough.
," Shaw is one of the best defenders in the world ". Not sure which world they are on about but it isn't this one
You sure he didn't say 'biggest'?
 
According to the rags director of football
John Murtough.
," Shaw is one of the best defenders in the world ". Not sure which world they are on about but it isn't this one
Lets see how motivated he is after signing a new 4 year contract. He was on £150,000/week, and I can't see his new contract being any less than that. 4 years takes him up to 31 years old, which means he'll only really have 5 years playing career left at best.
 
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