United Thread - 2022/23

[Gazza]

Minsterly Parade?

Can't say where as it'd blow my cover. I've said too much already.

 

[Gingers Dad]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving and long may it continue.
Their plastic fans get giddy and dig themselves into a hole time after time and it's hilarious.
St Beneathus Day is almost upon us once again.

That will be 10 years running. Is that a record?

 

[Protein Junkie]

I can’t believe I forgot Weghorst

I can - a total non entity

 

[Blueboy73]

That will be 10 years running. Is that a record?

Definitely a post war record.
Not sure about pre-war as the Rags were dog shit then, a point I never tire of telling clueless Rags who claim they've "always" been the biggest, bestest club in the universe.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

They've been insanely reliant on a suddenly in-form Rashford (and we all know how long his 'form' usually lasts) and Casemiro dragging them through games. And you see what happens when the former stops firing and the latter is suspended; they go back to the same old dreary, forgettable, mid-table football we've seen from them over the last decade.

Does this make Casemiro their Joey Barton?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Sang with a lisp ;)

And on a Shoestring.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I’m sorry really sorry and hang my head in shame. I’ve been busy sunbathing and drinking large amounts of Estrella and rather enjoying life too much and have neglected my duties to this thread so I would just like to say they are
FECKING PUTRID SCUM.

Good save - Ederson like in fact

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I see Luke Shaw has said "I've grown immensely since coming to Manchester"
You should have laid off the pies Luke.

Yes, but then he complained bitterly about all these pie cracks, said he was very pleased with his new contract and said it was really "the icing on the cake"!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Great post. They have hardly played well in any matches this season yet Tent Peg gets a free ride in the media. They have won nine league matches by a single goal and not scored more than three in any game. I know they say "the table never lies" but I believe they are in a false position. They have too many players who are technically weak. Some of them are nowhere near Premier League level, Weghorst for example. The media narrative has been absurd all season.

Didn't they lose a game where they scored 3?

 

[Gray]

Didn't they lose a game where they scored 3?

Discounted as the opposition stopped playing when they reached 6.