United Thread - 2022/23

[KentBlue]

I hope they don't get rid of Slabhead. His comedic value alone justifies his place in the first team - for us who like a laugh.

 

[jrb]

Were a new pair of step ladders part of the Martinez transfer deal to United, because he’s going to need them against Haaland and in the PL.

 

[KentBlue]

Was it Derby County who once had the shortest goalkeeper to ever play?

 

[N1985]

Was it Derby County who once had the shortest goalkeeper to ever play?

Nope it was Wayne Rooneys Derby County.

 

[KS55]

Harry Dowd was quite small, but he had a leap like a gazelle.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He's 5'9 and because Cannavaro was also 5'9, they now think they've bought the next Cannavaro.

 

[andyhinch]

I hope they don't get rid of Slabhead. His comedic value alone justifies his place in the first team - for us who like a laugh.

They’re going to make him the midfield play maker ;-)

 

[KentBlue]

According to the BBC webpages De Jong would rather go to Bayern than the rags. It's okay though, 'cos they didn't really want him anyway.

 

[blue by birth]

Have you watched him. He was their best player last season and has also pocketed Haaland. Left-footed and ace on the ball. He also has a good leap and is aggressive in the air, I’d back him to do better in aerial duels then taller CB’s like Pau Torres.

The only thing he will pocket will be a fucking huge wage...he won't be pocketing any medals...

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I hope they don't get rid of Slabhead. His comedic value alone justifies his place in the first team - for us who like a laugh.

Who would want him at the price they would ask ?