I really think we should get this going at the weekend so everyone is practiced for the Cup final.
We know your Monday's screwed
Tuesday’s out and Wednesday too
Thursday we don’t care bout you
It's Friday, and United are shite
Monday you will fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday, excuses start
Oh, Thursday Ten Hag departs
It's Friday, and your shite
Saturday deflate
And Sunday you’ll score too late
But Friday United are still shite
The Brighton fans might be a bit confused why we're singing it at them.