United Thread - 2022/23

[marco]

Looks like Lisandro Martinez might have done his Achilles? That would be so bad for them (and him) probably a year off the pitch, a year to get back in form and you’re never going to be the same.

Could really fuck up their rebuilding plans.

who,,never heard of him mate

 

[TinFoilHat]

What a boring **** Scholes is !!!

His daughter has dumped him for her brother I reckon

 

[birch villa]

What a boring **** Scholes is !!!

He sucks his daughters toes

 

[SebastianBlue]

Looks like Lisandro Martinez might have done his Achilles? That would be so bad for them (and him) probably a year off the pitch, a year to get back in form and you’re never going to be the same.

Could really fuck up their rebuilding plans.

Both Martinezs did their Achilles?

This is very bad for United’s rebuild.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Maguire with the new stoppage time BLM show of support.

Such a classy guy.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I almost want us to get them in the Cup Final. I did say almost. How sweet would it be to pummel them though and lift the FA Cup at the end of it? Anyway, come on Brighton!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Cometh the hour...

 

[kippaxwarrior]

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Just seen the rags result. Lol.

 

[ford7]

Maguire is a fucking legend.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Phil Jones right now…

 

[1.618034]

Remember when these cunts were relevant?






Me neither.

 

[marco]

oh i hope we get these in the FA cup final, fire exit at half time

 

[Woody135]

Forgot how funny it is when they shit the bed
With all these injuries cant see them getting past brighton and winning away at sevilla without them and bruno will be a challenge

I mean sevilla are really shit and still fucked it up

 

[Don Karleone]

Good goal tbf

 

[SebastianBlue]

Good goal tbf

Clinical.

 

[wolviedinho]

Haha what the fuck happened to the Harlem global twatters? Looked at the score and they were leading their 1 billion followers to the promised land of European second tier success and bang 2-2 lol.

Rubbish fucking club.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Had a little look at the scores midway through second half, zero intention of watching them but might have tuned in if they were somehow losing to a dreadful Seville side. Saw it was 2-0 and thought nothing of it. Just this minute seen the result I'm now gutted I didn't tune in to that circus act. Did they boo at the end? Slashed is going to get the xhaka treatment.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Remember when these cunts were relevant?

Me neither.

I really think we should get this going at the weekend so everyone is practiced for the Cup final.


We know your Monday's screwed
Tuesday’s out and Wednesday too
Thursday we don’t care bout you
It's Friday, and United are shite

Monday you will fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday, excuses start
Oh, Thursday Ten Hag departs
It's Friday, and you’re shite

Saturday deflate
And Sunday you’ll score too late
But Friday you’re still shite

Oooooh, United are SHITE

[repeat]

 

[Wretched Vengeance]