United Thread - 2022/23

[Roachy]

I think they're in trouble with the top 4.

Their defence is absolutely shite with the injuries they're facing and their run of fixtures -

(Sevilla (a))
(Brighton (n))
Spurs (a)
Villa
Brighton (a)
West Ham (a)
Wolves
Bournemouth (a)
Fulham
Chelsea

Can easily see them dropping points to Spurs, Villa, Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham.

Brighton and Villa are still alive in the CL race.

I hope so mate, but we'll see. These twats just always seem to get by. Either dodgy reffing or other teams turning to shit to help them out. Honestly, there's not enough bad things that could happen to them that would make me happy.

 

[TinFoilHat]

That’s a nailed on jail sentence if he’s found guilty.

Probably what he wants so he can pursue his gangsta rap career on Tik Tok once his "football" one is over.

 

[Gazza]

Jesse Lingard is 30, so is there a reason you've brought up a 3 year old incident randomly or did you just get it from such a terrible source they can't work out his age?

Jesse Lingard to face trial after ‘giving fake name’ to cops

PREMIER League star Jesse Lingard is set to stand trial after he allegedly gave a fake name and address to cops when he was caught speeding. Lingard, 27, has been charged with failing to provide in…

www.thesun.co.uk

So, a terrible source it is then.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I think they're in trouble with the top 4.

Their defence is absolutely shite with the injuries they're facing and their run of fixtures -

(Sevilla (a))
(Brighton (n))
Spurs (a)
Villa
Brighton (a)
West Ham (a)
Wolves
Bournemouth (a)
Fulham
Chelsea

Can easily see them dropping points to Spurs, Villa, Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham.

Brighton and Villa are still alive in the CL race.

They aren't.

They can lose to Seville now their CL place is safe thanks to the PL needing "A successful Manchester United Brand."

They might "win" most of those.

 

[mexico1970]

The mantel of the next best great fuck up is Antony, year by year they pick one of their own to fail and it's hilarious.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

That’s a nailed on jail sentence if he’s found guilty.

Not sure how the thick f*cker thought he could get away with it?

 

[eastmanc]

I think they're in trouble with the top 4.

Their defence is absolutely shite with the injuries they're facing and their run of fixtures -

(Sevilla (a))
(Brighton (n))
Spurs (a)
Villa
Brighton (a)
West Ham (a)
Wolves
Bournemouth (a)
Fulham
Chelsea

Can easily see them dropping points to Spurs, Villa, Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham.

Brighton and Villa are still alive in the CL race.

Hope you're right.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Jesse Lingard to face trial after ‘giving fake name’ to cops

PREMIER League star Jesse Lingard is set to stand trial after he allegedly gave a fake name and address to cops when he was caught speeding. Lingard, 27, has been charged with failing to provide in…

www.thesun.co.uk

So, a terrible source it is then.

'Journalism.'

Takes 2 seconds to google his name and find his date of birth.

 

[TonyM]

United will finish 3rd despite being shit.

 

[Blue Mist]

'Journalism.'

Takes 2 seconds to google his name and find his date of birth.

Yes but that doesn't give domalino a chance to attack Blues @kaz7 does it.