United Thread - 2022/23

[JASR]

Problem is Brighton have a lot of injuries

Problem is United have a lot of crap players

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Problem is United have a lot of crap players

Problem?

Rag.

 

[Gray]

This is the funniest.
''We've been fucked by Maguire and De Gea without any lubrication''

Starts the game wearing a zebra replica shirt and then the 2nd half he has a Obe Wan Kanobe (or however you spell it) robe on

Probably past his bedtime at the asylum?

 

[waspish]

They need to spend 300m on Rice Kane and the goalie from Villa and still need 2/3 more players on top of that!

But it be bargain basement buys if they don’t sell the club or get major investment

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Decided to watch this quine for once and lasted 10 seconds. Who watches this pish, I’m guessing virgin rag fans who think if the leave a comment she’ll touch their well below average peen.

Nail, meet head of hammer.

 

[Cricket Blue]

Problem is United have a lot of crap players

Hope Brighton destroy them.
No way I can attend a final against the rags, it will be awful.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Last week Nearly every media outlet were saying that Seville were a easy touch and not the force that they once were - this was a gimme for united and planning the touted into the final. . . Where are these pleb like morons this morning? That was pure joy last night.

 

[Gray]

Anyone good with technology able to zoom in on the whiteboard behind to see what it says?

I think it is her list of medication?

 

[johnevans]

Let’s just hope that a valuable lesson has been learned in that you should never get suckered in by the media and there over hyping of United

There where shit at the start of the season and they are gonna be shit come the end ............ a run of easy games had the masses think that was the dawn of a new era when the reality is that they are years away from doing anything of note ........... yes the may qualify for the CL they will get a trophy but time and time again this club has been humiliated......... last night was the latest let’s just hope Brighton get the job done and the bastards can go back into there box

Fooking quad winner ffs

As I said at the business end of last season about the Red Scouse Filth's 'famous quadruple', so it is the same with the Red Filth's 'famous quadruple attempt' this season:

'I like my tea weak; as in take photo of a teabag, photocopy it, then show it to a cup of hot water.That teabag gets closer to the hot water than (Liverpool/United.. insert as applicable.. ) ever got to a quadruple..'

'Quadruple' my arse..

 

[Gray]

You laugh but, as we almost saw against Leicester, taking the foot off or making too many changes can make what seems a comfy result into a nightmare.

We're much much better than the rags so got away with it, I'd have not liked it to have gone 3-2 with 4/5 mins left last weekend.

Anyway I'd almost forgotten SCUM

Feel better now.

And that is the very reason we should not make 8 changes on Saturday.