United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

Well you have to feel sorry for the rags, losing a tie 5-2 when they were 2-0 up.
Poor lambs.

 

[Koniec]

Worth watching just for the first 1 min and 20 seconds for Alice's two Harry Maguire impersonations

Decided to watch this quine for once and lasted 10 seconds. Who watches this pish, I’m guessing virgin rag fans who think if the leave a comment she’ll touch their well below average peen.

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Hes not the Lord Mayor of Manchester which is a ceremonial role
He is in fact the Mayor of Greater Manchester a political position which includes Trafford where the rags are from He gave the pope the shirt of his fellow country man apparently he was disappointed not to get a Sergio Aguero shirt

I hear he was holding out for a Zabaleta conga t-shirt

 

[Bantamgaz]

Let’s just hope that a valuable lesson has been learned in that you should never get suckered in by the media and there over hyping of United

There where shit at the start of the season and they are gonna be shit come the end ............ a run of easy games had the masses think that was the dawn of a new era when the reality is that they are years away from doing anything of note ........... yes the may qualify for the CL they will get a trophy but time and time again this club has been humiliated......... last night was the latest let’s just hope Brighton get the job done and the bastards can go back into there box

Fooking quad winner ffs

 

[havefaith]

This is the funniest.
''We've been fucked by Maguire and De Gea without any lubrication''

Starts the game wearing a zebra replica shirt and then the 2nd half he has a Obe Wan Kanobe (or however you spell it) robe on

The morning after the night before thats going to be sore:-)

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Brighton will turn these over at Wembley if they get a fair referee.

 

[threespires]

Loooooooooooooooool

Love to sevilla fans from City!!!

Come visit the Etihad again!!!

Top stuff from the Andalusian Mackems.

 

[give it to gordon]

Lololol

the 3rd goal lololol 300k per week and he cant even trap a ball lololol

 

[Cricket Blue]

Brighton will turn these over at Wembley if they get a fair referee.

Problem is Brighton have a lot of injuries

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Well you have to feel sorry for the rags, losing a tie 5-2 when they were 2-0 up.
Poor lambs.

You laugh but, as we almost saw against Leicester, taking the foot off or making too many changes can make what seems a comfy result into a nightmare.

We're much much better than the rags so got away with it, I'd have not liked it to have gone 3-2 with 4/5 mins left last weekend.

Anyway I'd almost forgotten SCUM

Feel better now.