Must be due a testimonial soon?Stolen from BookFace
Phil Jones, the man with the best job in the world?
In July 2011, he signed a contract with Manchester United and was managed by Ferguson, Moyes, Louis Van Gaal, Giggs, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, Ralf and Ten Hag.
In that time, he played an average of 18 games per season to this day and was NEVER loaned out or sold.
He gets injured in every transfer window and has now been injured 23 times! in total, so far in his career.
And a special detail: the club is about to renew his contract, with which he earns £4.5 million per year, without doing anything.
I think he’s forgoing it.Must be due a testimonial soon?
C'mon, give 'em a bit of slack, they think David Silva is Trafford bound - still!Urgghh - just went in that cesspit cafe thingy. An alternative reality for the brainwashed, deluded and thick. Wow to think we must work and mix with amoeba like that.
Off for a delouse.
I think he won't want to be inviting Sergio - unless he's on his team!Must be due a testimonial soon?
If we sell Pickford to the rags then that’s our chances of going/staying up screwed. He might be an idiot but he’s still one of our better players.It would be great if they dumped De Gea and got Pickford who not only is mentally challenged he insists on diving underneath shots or even the wrong way. Two of our goals yesterday were assisted by comedic goalkeeping