United Thread - 2022/23

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[SebastianBlue]

Let's just have a look here..

The rags have won absolutely nothing of note for a decade, 10 years, over 500 weeks.

They have spent £100's and hundreds of millions to basically stand still.

The weak media in this country have not said a peep about this and they have had numerous opportunities to do so, the cowards..

Their stadium is archaic..

Their owners, even though they have coughed up transfer funds are currently and systematically stripping the life out of them.

The farcical auction which is taking place to buy them is embarrassing.

They are currently looking to shift their £85 million pound centre half out for peanuts, just like the dabber who you now hear eff all about, given away for nothing..

They brought in Weghorst and the guy from Bayern who I can't remember his name because he's a bit shit on short term loans in January because they have no money.

They have had numerous leg ups, none more so when we were completely fcuked over by VAR at the swamp this season to ensure they get the CL money they obviously desperately need.

They have been left behind by us and may never catch up..

Our investment in our team, stadium and infrastructure is beyond their dreams..

The swamp needs completely revamping, I read costs of well over a £1billion, this without updating their training facilities and surrounding stadium areas.

They were good once when they had little competition, could buy their nearest challengers best players and generated the most wealth.

You could say that the above applies to us, apart from the competition bit as the PL now, compared to then, is an extremely hard league to win and boy do they fkin hate it..

Their long standing manager of 25 years won 13 titles, roughly 1 every 2 years.

Our manager has won 5 in 7 years, in a harder, more competitive PL and has obliterated countless records on the way..

In 1999, they had 4 home FA Cup draws and didn't win their CL group.

Won the league with 79 points which has been bettered by the PL winners ever since, a run of 24 years..

Who knows what's going to happen on Saturday..

Whatever the outcome, it cannot be contested that we have caught them up and breezed past them and they need to stop whinging and accept their place in line..

The few rags I know, regularly go through the City bingo card with me which for guys in their 50's is laughable.

They also bang on about the charges we've been accused of but when challenged have absolutely no idea what they relate to..

I've come to the conclusion that we've broken them.

TL;DR

United are absolute, unadulterated shite.

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[waspish]

Let's just have a look here..

The rags have won absolutely nothing of note for a decade, 10 years, over 500 weeks.

They have spent £100's and hundreds of millions to basically stand still.

The weak media in this country have not said a peep about this and they have had numerous opportunities to do so, the cowards..

Their stadium is archaic..

Their owners, even though they have coughed up transfer funds are currently and systematically stripping the life out of them.

The farcical auction which is taking place to buy them is embarrassing.

They are currently looking to shift their £85 million pound centre half out for peanuts, just like the dabber who you now hear eff all about, given away for nothing..

They brought in Weghorst and the guy from Bayern who I can't remember his name because he's a bit shit on short term loans in January because they have no money.

They have had numerous leg ups, none more so when we were completely fcuked over by VAR at the swamp this season to ensure they get the CL money they obviously desperately need.

They have been left behind by us and may never catch up..

Our investment in our team, stadium and infrastructure is beyond their dreams..

The swamp needs completely revamping, I read costs of well over a £1billion, this without updating their training facilities and surrounding stadium areas.

They were good once when they had little competition, could buy their nearest challengers best players and generated the most wealth.

You could say that the above applies to us, apart from the competition bit as the PL now, compared to then, is an extremely hard league to win and boy do they fkin hate it..

Their long standing manager of 25 years won 13 titles, roughly 1 every 2 years.

Our manager has won 5 in 7 years, in a harder, more competitive PL and has obliterated countless records on the way..

In 1999, they had 4 home FA Cup draws and didn't win their CL group.

Won the league with 79 points which has been bettered by the PL winners ever since, a run of 24 years..

Who knows what's going to happen on Saturday..

Whatever the outcome, it cannot be contested that we have caught them up and breezed past them and they need to stop whinging and accept their place in line..

The few rags I know, regularly go through the City bingo card with me which for guys in their 50's is laughable.

They also bang on about the charges we've been accused of but when challenged have absolutely no idea what they relate to..

I've come to the conclusion that we've broken them.

Correct but the last ten years for the scum is the norm if you look at there history! A top 8 cup winning team who had 2 managers who’s won the lot there last manager counts for one fifth of there total history!

A tragic event then bacon coming along when tv started showing live footy cemented them as who they are now!

 

[Ghost of 76]

Wankers!

 

[TonyM]

Wankers!

They give wanking a bad name.

 

[malg]

They're not shit. Everyone agrees that the league doesn't lie, then they're the 3rd best team in England. Their form since November onwards has been very good. They will be right up for the FA Cup and our players will (regardless of what they say) have the CL Final in the back of their heads. Regardless of what I think of the CL, the club and the players have it way, way, way higher up the list of achievements than the FA Cup. I'd have the Rags as marginal favourites here, especially with VAR on the sidelines.

 

[HelloCity]

United in 2023

 

[TonyM]

Actually if all 6million of them wanked at the same time the world could stop turning.

For the sake of mankind we must win on Sunday.

(Also bare a thought for genuine users of hand moisturising lotions. A world shortage could have dire consequences for those with eczema for example)

 

[citizen_maine]

They're not shit. Everyone agrees that the league doesn't lie, then they're the 3rd best team in England. Their form since November onwards has been very good. They will be right up for the FA Cup and our players will (regardless of what they say) have the CL Final in the back of their heads. Regardless of what I think of the CL, the club and the players have it way, way, way higher up the list of achievements than the FA Cup. I'd have the Rags as marginal favourites here, especially with VAR on the sidelines.

How far up the list do you think our players have a treble?