United Thread - 2022/23

[Gingers Dad]

Listening to the pundits after the match, all they need is a decent keeper and striker to make them world class again.
Oh how I sometimes love the media.

Jaap Stam said they only need 4 or 5 World class players to compete with City. So nearly there then

 

[KentBlue]

Even if the treble is beyond us (which I do not believe for one millisecond) we've done the double, and despite the scoreline again flattering the rags, we humiliated them yesterday. Obvious penalty turned down, disallowed goal, and of course the obligatory dodgy rag penalty, we showed them who the best team in the world are.
They have so many players who would struggle to get into a Championship side: de Gea is finished in top class football. Absolutely no way back for him. Dreadful keeping yesterday. Slabhead, well...it's been said many many times before by those more eloquent than myself, so no need to re-invent the wheel. And what the fuck is that Weghorst bloke? Who is he and what is he supposed to do on the pitch? If it was just to lumber about and get in everybody's way like a clumsy caricature of Baloo the bear, then he was great. If it was to play professional football then I'm lost for words. Bloody speechless.

I truly don't see that Ten Bob is an improvement on the paperboy. I just don't see it. They looked a far better prospect under loony Louis than they do under the current managerial setup.

All in all, it gladdens me to say it, but they are nowhere near as good as the media would have us believe. Not even close.

 

[Franny Ypres]

I think it is bad form for City fans to steal their hats just to throw them out of a vehicle window whilst on the way home.

We are very naughty sometimes!

 

[BrianW]

I was gobsmacked when they brought Weghorst on.

Not sure how old Barney Daniels is, but I reckon he'd be better up front for us now than Weghorst is for them.

 

[manimanc]

If it wasn't for Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs all having a shite season these mardarses would have been nowhere near top 4. They've sneaked in there on others being below par.
All that money spent they should have been like Arsenal and pushed us through the season but as per usual we'll have Gary Chuckle and other ex rag gobshites on telling everyone they've had a brilliant season.
Yeah, OK, if you say so.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Just goes to show how much the previous guys lowered the bar. They are now really happy to be an eye wateringly expensive Arsenal

Point of order Mourinho is United’s 3rd most successful manager. That is funny

 

[Gingers Dad]

Seems to be a general satisfaction with their fan base today that they weren’t hammered

I remember feeling like that when we lost the first Maine Road Derby after we'd been down the divisions. Lost one nil but then again we hadn't been spending with a blank cheque book

 

[Asa's left peg]

Just watch Vinny turn Weghorst into the new Ibra, when he returns to Burnley, next season. Would piss myself laughing.
Over to you Vinny!

 

[Gingers Dad]

Ten Hag saying we’ve only won one more game than them this season is a bizarre spin. Anyone watching that today saw a gulf in class and we didn’t really play well.

Hahaha what a brilliant twist. So they won about 10 games against inferior opposition to get to the Europa League quarters.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Hahaha what a brilliant twist. So they won about 10 games against inferior opposition to get to the Europa League quarters.

To get smashed by a team we smashed in the Champions league group stages.