United Thread - 2022/23

[coolcity]

I’m sure I read somewhere about HMRC discrepancies with those cunts ?

Well they haven't moved their accounts to the Caymans because it's a nice place to be that's for sure.

 

[flb]

Well they haven't moved their accounts to the Caymans because it's a nice place to be that's for sure.

A tax haven is any location with very lenient or non-existent tax laws. The Cayman Islands don't have a corporate tax and act as a haven for multinational corporations to shield some or all of their incomes from taxation. The Cayman Islands do not impose taxes on residents and are considered tax neutral.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

All together now.....

"AAAAWWWWW"

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[Roachy]

Is anyone actually buying these arseholes or what?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Is anyone actually buying these arseholes or what?

 

[Kinkybyname]

£1 billion on debt? Who knows what might happen. We just gained £300 million on prize money alone. Meantime their shirt sales are going down the pan - has anyone seen anybody in a rag shirt since the weekend? The more their mediocracy goes on the worse it gets, especially if they keep paying fortunes out for underperforming superstars. It can only go on for so long.

• 
  Treble Winning Manchester City’s Shirt Sponsorship Valued at a record £72.8m
• Newcastle United’s sponsorship value increased by 78% but still falls way below its new £25m deal with Sela.
• Manchester United’s sponsorship with Team Viewer undersold by £12.2m per year.
• West Ham’s Europa Conference League Victory generates an additional £8.5m in annual sponsorship value.
• Chelsea’s fair market sponsorship value plummets by almost 60%.
• Nottingham Forest holding out for £10m shirt sponsorship despite fair market valuation showing the true value to be just £3.9m.
• European Sponsorship boost for Brighton and Aston Villa while Liverpool and Tottenham suffer declines.

 

[jimharri]

Well they haven't moved their accounts to the Caymans because it's a nice place to be that's for sure.

How can you say that with a straight face. Compare the lovely weather a few miles from "The Theatre of Dreams"™ on Monday evening to this....




What other reason would they possibly have to locate their accounts out there?


;-)

 

[jim tolmies perm]

And he is allowed to vote, fight in a war and have children (not that's likely)
Evolution is going so wrong somewhere.

Hurt? Pain?Greed?
17 years?
Fuck off spicehead

 

[Roachy]

If only, lol.

 

[jimharri]

If only, lol.

"one owner (a little old lady who used it to go to bingo on a thursday night), never raced, lovely runner, MOT'd to the end of June, I'm losing money if I sell it for £5k..."