United Thread - 2022/23

[Roachy]

Grad a ****.

Love the city colour wallpaper.

 

[horlock_was_super]

It's nice we have all these shiny pots these days.
Does it really mean anything though without an official noodle sponsor.
Hope Khaldoon announces we finally have one in this seasons message.
If not I think we're really missing out on a stratospheric marketing opportunity, seems like Ferran has taken his eye off the ball with this one. Questions need to be asked.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Grad a ****.

Drugs dont work.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

They stay forever as the wages when they sign are 'think of a number figures' seen it with The Face.

Slabhead is about to go down that route and probably Sancho too.

I'm surprised we are only on 3 years, wonder if they count the EDS lads that we sell on in those stats?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Grad a ****.

State of that flag, minging ****.

 

[richards30]

so are they getting taken over then or not?

 

[Blueknows]

so are they getting taken over then or not?

Deadline is tomorrow as in tomorrow never comes

 

[Debaser]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

Given the wages they have given to some shite, plus adding extra years on of course players are going to stay. DDG is one of the league's highest paid players and has been for a number of years, no other club is stupid enough to pay him that much weekly, of course he's going to stay longer term. Plus when you change manager every 2 seasons you don't get bored of the same manager

 

[Newman Noggs]

The most fun would be if the preferred bidder finally gets access to the books of account, takes one look and says "no, thanks"

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

If you want a laugh , see this , this was about half an hour after the final whistle , the fat **** looks like he’s been on the canal fishing all day.

Howson the fat **** waster looks like the redneck lunatic Catfish Cooley.