United Thread - 2022/23

[TinFoilHat]

Tell the fans they want Mbappe

Sign Vardy.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Tell the fans they want Mbappe

Sign Vardy.

Leak to the fans before the end of the season they are going after Kane.

End pursuit of Kane as soon as the transfer window opens.

 

[aguero93:20]

Every what, though?

Wank.

 

[Vienna_70]

Twenty-nine if I am correct. And yes for a Scum keeper.

Including 12 in two games.

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Link mate?

 

[Roy Munson]

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I'd love a remake of this advert in 40 year's time, but with Jamie Jackson.

Old Jamie on the phone,

"Do you have 'A Season in the Red: Managing Man UTD in the Shadow of Sir Alex Ferguson' by Jamie Jackson?".

He hangs up, bitterly disappointed after an unequivocal 'no'.

His daughter pipes up,

"Dad, nobody cares about your shit book".

The following day...

"Do you have 'A Season in the Red: Managing Man UTD in the Shadow of Sir Alex Ferguson' by Jamie Jackson?".

After a 'yes', old JJ is visibly giddy. Smash cut to the bookstore,

"Christ, someone wanted that fucking shite book we've had knocking about for years".

Cut back to JJ's daughter

"Fucking hell, Dad, you really are a sad ****. Fuck me, you've pissed your Giggsy duvet again!"

 

[wolviedinho]

 

[ganganvince]

De Gea leaving apparently. Who’s going to drag that defence out the shit now?

Donnarumma apparently available

 

[wolviedinho]

Every Rag on the 10th June 2023 -:)

 

[Aba452]

Donnarumma apparently available

He'll cost the unwashables some serious money, hopefully.