In an idle moment I was mulling things over about the rags and wondering.....
Wondering if, as their legends become fewer, whether the club will get lookalikes in to impersonate those who have left this life. They could do things like 'A drinking session with george' - see who can consume the most stella in a 45 minute session.
The potential is definitely there to do something.
Perhaps a 'swampland' theme park?
A 'Phil the face' chamber of horrors
featuring the ugliest players ever to pull on their colours.
A ghost train, where a Phil Jones effigy suddenly appears from behind a tombstone causing passengers to scream in terror, amid the constant cries of anguish from a soundtrack of penandes penalty shouts.
There could be a sexdrome featuring Edwards, Giggs, Keane and Greenwood with a bonus feature on granny bothering.
Well that's my contribution to alleviate a little of the close season tedium. Can anyone think of any more ideas for the 'swampland' redevelopment?
Happy holidays!