United Thread - 2022/23

[MouldensChippy]

Shaw would love Rice? I bet he would.

Would he prefer fried Rice, or half rice, half chips with his lard curry ?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

They want the Inter keeper according to Talkshite.

That confirms T-Rex hands Is in the way.

They need the inter keeper, but they will end up with Pickford (lol).

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

In an idle moment I was mulling things over about the rags and wondering.....
Wondering if, as their legends become fewer, whether the club will get lookalikes in to impersonate those who have left this life. They could do things like 'A drinking session with george' - see who can consume the most stella in a 45 minute session.
The potential is definitely there to do something.
Perhaps a 'swampland' theme park?
A 'Phil the face' chamber of horrors
featuring the ugliest players ever to pull on their colours.
A ghost train, where a Phil Jones effigy suddenly appears from behind a tombstone causing passengers to scream in terror, amid the constant cries of anguish from a soundtrack of penandes penalty shouts.
There could be a sexdrome featuring Edwards, Giggs, Keane and Greenwood with a bonus feature on granny bothering.

Well that's my contribution to alleviate a little of the close season tedium. Can anyone think of any more ideas for the 'swampland' redevelopment?


Happy holidays!

Will it have a grab a granny night?

Just asking for Wayne.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Have a shit with sralex. Side by side bogs in a motorway mock up.

With a will he won’t he lookalike Martin Edwards popping up under the door.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Will it have a grab a granny night?

Just asking for Wayne.

Anything is possible.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

With a will he won’t he lookalike Martin Edwards popping up under the door.

Should be....

 

[Protein Junkie]

Would he prefer fried Rice, or half rice, half chips with his lard curry ?

And all you can eat poppadoms Shirley ?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

All those rag twats who defended that lad who wore the "97" shirt at the cup final are looking a bit fucking silly now.

He's just pleaded guilty

 

[paska]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this already, but The Mirror are claiming Sheikh Jassim wants to bring back Solskjaer if he gets his takeover….

Aahahahaha

 

[asgoodasitgets]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this already, but The Mirror are claiming Sheikh Jassim wants to bring back Solskjaer if he gets his takeover….

Aahahahaha

We might need to get in early to secure his services if they are serious .