United Thread - 2022/23

[VOOMER]

He certainly is, Ratcliffe lives in Monaco

Ineos Automotive, owned by billionaire Brexit backer Jim Ratcliffe, announced it will build its first 4x4 vehicle in France, which confirms that its plans to build a car manufacturing factory in Wales have officially been abandoned.
Back in September 2019, Ineos had confirmed that the Grenadier will be built in a bespoke new manufacturing facility on a greenfield site in Bridgend, South Wales.

It said this would create 200 jobs initially, and up to 500 in the long term. It announced site development was now under way to support planned start of production in 2021.

This is sure to come as a blow to Wales. According to some reports, the Welsh government has spent around £5m ($6.7m) supporting the project.

I've also heard he has a subterranean base of the Azures and likes white Persian cats

 

[superseiyan]

Dammit Casemiro would actually be a good signing. That position can be played effectively into mid-30s provided there are other runners with end product in midfield.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Dammit Casemiro would actually be a good signing. That position can be played effectively into mid-30s provided there are other runners with end product in midfield.

Don't hold your breath, the PL is not UCL or LaLiga, even with Casemiro they are still shite in midfield. And the rhythm and demands from top 5 clubs are different .

I don't mind them getting better, we humiliated and beat them over and over and over and over.

I love shitting on them more when they're good and arrogant. It hurts more for them.

 

[Claytop]

Casemeiro for €70/75m then. Decent singing but he will be finished by the time Rahs challenge for anything

He’ll just be another who they actually have no plan or idea about how to use him. Another Varane.

 

[Dobsy]

Casemeiro for €70/75m then. Decent singing but he will be finished by the time Rahs challenge for anything

Will be yet another like Varane. Has been there, done that and wants his final pay day. Best days behind him. A good player, yes, but won't be a good signing for United imo.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

I read that some of the family want out but the two main weasels want to carry on with their asset strip. If so, the two weasels may need capital to buy out other members of the family and if past history is the clearest indicator they are not going to dip into their own pockets to do this.
Or maybe they need a capital injection to do something with the swamp and at Carrington.
I’ve already posted that I’ve had dealings with Apollo. They are serious players. if they get involved they will probably just join the gravy train of dividend recipients and ultimately share in the proceeds of a sale down the line.

 

[Blu1]

Everyday it’s a new drama! Love it

Ronaldo promises to tell the truth in a few weeks ha ha ha ha wtf

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Brilliant. If it happened you know the Glazers would take that cash injection and siphon half of it off before it’s even in the bank.

 

[dario2739]

You mean you want them to get Buried?……









I’ll get my coat. Matron, Matron, tablets please. ;-)

Yep, well and truly

 

[Cellarite]

I'm willing to bet my left nut they'll fight between themselves at the protest, get the game called off, cause an absolute mess, police, arrests, get deducted/fined, piss off the dippers, PL and Sky plus all televisions involved in it and make a more disastrous start of the season than they can imagine.

All for it, I'll make sure I'll crack a cold Moretti this Monday, as i booked the day off work for a longer weekend. After that I'll fuck my wife in her David Silva shirt.

What colour knickers will she be wearing?

 

[andyhinch]

I'm willing to bet my left nut they'll fight between themselves at the protest, get the game called off, cause an absolute mess, police, arrests, get deducted/fined, piss off the dippers, PL and Sky plus all televisions involved in it and make a more disastrous start of the season than they can imagine.

All for it, I'll make sure I'll crack a cold Moretti this Monday, as i booked the day off work for a longer weekend. After that I'll fuck my wife in her David Silva shirt.

Will it fit you ?

 

[MafeotulBlue]

What colour knickers will she be wearing?

Red :O

 

[KS55]

I started home dialysis 2 nights ago, and am getting used to my peritoneum being filled with a liquid to clean out my blood of toxins. For 8 hours overnight, I have 2 litres at a time put in, held for an hour, taken out, and repeated 3 further times before the programme is finished. At the moment, it feels as if my body has been given a thorough beating, but this will settle down.
Unfortunately, reading this thread is making me laugh so much that am literally having to hold my sides to try and stop the pain.

Please don't let it stop.

Hey, good luck with the dialysis, hope it improves your health.

 

[Shaggy]

Glazers selling a stake

Luke Shaw puts a bid on the table,

"Rare to Medium please with double chips"

And a nice bottle of beef dripping to wash it down

 

[dadnlad]

I started home dialysis 2 nights ago, and am getting used to my peritoneum being filled with a liquid to clean out my blood of toxins. For 8 hours overnight, I have 2 litres at a time put in, held for an hour, taken out, and repeated 3 further times before the programme is finished. At the moment, it feels as if my body has been given a thorough beating, but this will settle down.
Unfortunately, reading this thread is making me laugh so much that am literally having to hold my sides to try and stop the pain.

Please don't let it stop.

not far off same road myself keep strong blue

 

[KS55]

If i had £20bn. I’d buy them for £6bn and asset strip then then close them down. Happy with my £14bn..

FOR SALE
The Assets of Rag Central, to wit:
One hole in the roof.
Various rodents.
Several car parking spaces (contested)
70,000 midget chairs.
The benefit of 30 player contracts. Players concerned not worth tuppence, but cost a lot more.
Old fossilised Ferg-like creature.
Assorted American sharks.
The United Way (ha-ha).
PRICE: Your sanity.
APPLICATIONS: To 1958 motley crew, Surrey.

 

[Shaggy]

Oh no, you caught me. All 35,000 comments over 10 years on here were just building a cover story.

John Cairncross likes this post

 

[crazyg]

Hey, good luck with the dialysis, hope it improves your health.

Thanks for that. It's early days, but it's a start. They reckon I should begin to feel the benefits in a few weeks, so I should be ready for the next home game - here's hoping. I was too knackered to go on Saturday.

 

[DrBlueBob]

These assets, with the obvious exception of the wasteland on which it's built, what would they be?

There's a lot of scrap metal and it's got waterfront views.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I'm willing to bet my left nut they'll fight between themselves at the protest, get the game called off, cause an absolute mess, police, arrests, get deducted/fined, piss off the dippers, PL and Sky plus all televisions involved in it and make a more disastrous start of the season than they can imagine.

All for it, I'll make sure I'll crack a cold Moretti this Monday, as i booked the day off work for a longer weekend. After that I'll fuck my wife in her David Silva shirt.

Lol