United Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I thought Cavani had a couple of years left in him?

I think even the rags cottoned on to his ways of taking a huge salary whilst being injured at home in South America.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The gift which keeps on giving.

Fucking hell, trying to buy players who would do well to start for Newcastle and Everton.

 

[Vienna_70]

Does their board have no idea how amateurish they look, not to mention turning into a laughing stock? Asking for a friend…

That reminds me of a joke that used to do the rounds:

Yellow Oxo cubes are for chicken stock.
Red Oxo cubes are for beef stock.
And light blue ones are for laughing stock.

The boot is well and truly on the other foot now.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

From Frankie De Jong to Adrien Rabiot, what a fucking mess.

I honestly don’t think my ribs are going to last a week at this rate. I’m just checking to see if I can reserve a spot at A&E in case they get beat by Brentford.

 

[hihosilva]

Have they forgotten about Daniel Sturridge?

Someone should message Fletcher asap.

Wesley Sneijder says he's willing to come & help out his fellow countryman.

 

[manimanc]

This is up there with us chasing a fat, overweight Mido around Europe on the last day of the transfer window for him to eventually turn round and fuck us off.
I suppose Armautovic will fit in perfectly there as he's a gobshite, full of himself and turns into a mardarse if it doesn't go his way.

 

[Jack Hackett]

Wesley Sneijder says he's willing to come & help out his fellow countryman.

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Rooney lite

 

[JASR]

The most bewildering thing is their bid for Arnautovic…a 33 yr old has been…just crazy

Oi their scouting dept has been working on it for the last week decade, short term longterm target, finally crazily they’re in the right place to bid, and it’s not their fault it’s rejected.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Deal agreed for Rabiot, £15m:



He is bang average in my opinion, might be enough to solidify a top half spot.

I think he is bang average as well, but the funny thing is that he is actually better than what they already have so will improve them