United Thread - 2022/23

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M18CTID said:
Speaking of jizz, how's JizzJazz getting on at United these days? I've not heard much about him since he was being lauded as the next best thing in the 2013/14 season.
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He’s probably holed up in a cave somewhere with Macheda, ruing the day he got involved with the rags … No club comes close to erasing talent from so called world beaters …
 
When listening to the rags and media bigging up their latest signing, feel free to remind them of Kaveh Solhekol's glorious speech about Donny van Beek:

“I think basically, they’re getting an £80m player for half the price. They’re getting him for £40m because of the coronavirus pandemic, because clubs like Real Madrid who wanted him can’t afford him this summer.

Translation to non raggyese:

I think basically, they're paying a truck load of money for anyone who bats an eyelid in their direction. They're getting him for xx million because nobody else is stupid or desperate enough to do what United are doing. Real Madrid don't want him and bought replacements for him last season given his poor injury record, and are currently laughing like hyaenas that they've been offered more than a donkey's fart for him.
 
shemnel said:
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
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And there's all us, thinking he's a ****
 
Blue Til Death said:
Rat face is spouting shite about Apollo and any other potential rag suitors, not being welcome in Manchester ….. On the contrary, they are more welcome than he is… He needs to learn when to shut his gob, he’s an embarrassment to our City…!
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It's disgusting that he's allowed to use Sky as his soapbox. He is being given more air time than a politician to spout his views and opinions, and he's being paid for it. If the rodent-faced twat wants a career in politics then let him join the Monster Raving Looney Party - or better still, an Ann Summers party so we can ram a great big fuck-off dildo into his rat mouth.
 
KentBlue said:
It's disgusting that he's allowed to use Sky as his soapbox. He is being given more air time than a politician to spout his views and opinions, and he's being paid for it. If the rodent-faced twat wants a career in politics then let him join the Monster Raving Looney Party - or better still, an Ann Summers party so we can ram a great big fuck-off dildo into his rat mouth.
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Ha ha, we need to send King Dong round to give him a piece of his mind …
 
shemnel said:
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
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From SPORTbible...
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Overpaid for a 30year old cdm but Casemiro is like 5x the player Mctominay is.
Apparently going to splash 100mil on Antony, an attacker who managed 8 goals and 4 assists in the Eredivisie, a league where his teamate 33 year old Dusan Tadic got 13 goals and 19 assists.
 
01cravend said:
Overpaid for a 30year old cdm but Casemiro is like 5x the player Mctominay is.
Apparently going to splash 100mil on Antony, an attacker who managed 8 goals and 4 assists in the Eredivisie, a league where his teamate 33 year old Dusan Tadic got 13 goals and 19 assists.
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Always beware big signings when there’s no competition.

Liverpool have Fabinho and Thiago, City have Rodri and Phillips, PSG have Vitinha and Veratti, Chelsea have Jorginho and Kante, Bayern have Kimmich and Goretzka.

The Italian clubs couldn’t afford him and Barca and Atleti are out of the question.

So as good a player as he is, they’ve spent 70m on a 30 year old you had no competition to sign, are committed to paying him £315k/week until he’s 35 and he doesn’t even speak the language or have experience living in a Northern European country.


Loads of warning signs all over this one.
 
mike1923 said:
No chance of a points deduction, they didn’t get one last time. Quietly brushed under the carpet like all their wrongdoings. Cunts
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Last time the match was called off on safety grounds by the Police, therefore no action could be taken re points deductions etc etc
 
I read the article about casemiro going to utd. The whole thing is like one big propaganda article. It implies RM wanted to keep him, that the player wants to go play for utd, that utd have battled hard for him.

And that's utds transfer policy in a nutshell. Politics for the fans, not actually getting a proper team but buying a name.

The football really is secondary there, still! They'll never get it I'd say.
 
Keep the Faith said:
Last time the match was called off on safety grounds by the Police, therefore no action could be taken re points deductions etc etc
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I don't see why that should come into play. It was United fans that caused the safety issues. Same as it was United's contractors that left the fake bomb lying around to cause another postponement.

Two postponements caused by United or their fans, and they always get away with it, and will continue to get away with it until they are given a meaningful punishment.
 
domalino said:
Always beware big signings when there’s no competition.

Liverpool have Fabinho and Thiago, City have Rodri and Phillips, PSG have Vitinha and Veratti, Chelsea have Jorginho and Kante, Bayern have Kimmich and Goretzka.

The Italian clubs couldn’t afford him and Barca and Atleti are out of the question.

So as good a player as he is, they’ve spent 70m on a 30 year old you had no competition to sign, are committed to paying him £315k/week until he’s 35 and he doesn’t even speak the language or have experience living in a Northern European country.


Loads of warning signs all over this one.
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What is also odd is going from De Jong to Casemiro. 2 entirely different types of midfielder. It smells of desperation to make a big named signing in lieu of someone who actually fits the initial mould they were looking for.
He's better than they have in midfield but they've gone from targeting someone who controls the tempo of a game to someone who wins the ball back so they can pass to players that control the tempo of a game. They need the former.
 
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