United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

If united really need a striker they could always sign @mat

:-)

If Royal Mail doesn’t reach agreement with the CWU, I might be available.

 

[xgorton]

Afraid not, the Hammers did that in 1964, probably a few others back in the day too.

Also did it 75.

 

[hertsblue]

From Twitter:
So basically Juventus took Pogba for free from Man Utd then sold him to Man Utd for £90m, then took him back for free only to then sell Rabiot who they got for free 3 years ago to Man United for £20m

 

[MafeotulBlue]

From Twitter:
So basically Juventus took Pogba for free from Man Utd then sold him to Man Utd for £90m, then took him back for free only to then sell Rabiot who they got for free 3 years ago to Man United for £20m

Jeff Bezos x Elon Musk levels

 

[babyape]

Guess like Slabheads arrest on holiday the other year, everything quietly gets brushed under the carpet

They were boasting at the time that he’d got away with it and could play. They’re desperate for him to be sent down now they’ve realised he’s league 2 at best. They’ll be nudging the Greek police in a couple of weeks.

 

[Marlo]

Congratulations, Rabiot. You are joining the biggest and the best club in the world. I wish you a ten year career, next to Ten Hag. I also wish your mother a seat next to the former manager of your club. I am sure he and she will get along famously.

You mean Monaco surely??

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[grandsolo]

100% has to do the dishes after the spaghetti hoops he's just had.

Leave him alone. He's a YouTube award winner LOL

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Leave him alone. He's a YouTube award winner LOL

Look mum, I’m doing somma, i got a plaque. You got a tenner?

 

[mat]

Odds on him doing a Steve Coppell if he doesn't get any players he wants before the window shuts?

Getting caught banging Van De Beek in the showers at Carrington?