United Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

2.35 you mean. 0.25 for Martinez, and 0.1 for Maguire.

Shaw counts as 2.5 on his own though.

 

[Impeccable One]

Edited for accuracy

I was thinking Carabao not CL

 

[Vienna_70]

I wonder if McLaren will have the formula to get them to No 1

I can’t see them racing up the table.

 

[Vienna_70]

On 5live's Monday night club they were discussing their possible signings and Mark Chapman, who supports them (but is a good presenter), asked which of Arnuatovic or Rabiot would be more comedic. Also on 5live over the weekend, legendary estate agent Dion Dublin said Shhteeve's return is a good move because he knows the club...lovely stuff.

Just like Big Mal knew City, six years after he walked out?

Though it’s been longer since McLaren left the swamp.

Let’s hope for the same disastrous outcome.

 

[hertsblue]

Found this gem on twitter.

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They have not been charged yet have they for last years postponement, awful security and that Police officer having his face slashed. Guess like Slabheads arrest on holiday the other year, everything quietly gets brushed under the carpet

 

[Protein Junkie]

BBC Gossip column should be renamed until the end of transfer window.

 

[Vienna_70]

I genuinely hadn't seen the utd result at the weekend.

I was unprepared when someone told me they lost .at home to bent Brighton (oops) and giggled to myself a bit.

I was completeoy unprepared for what was called 'highlights' on You tube last night ...i did not expect to see a player id never heard of before,...break through the home teams defence within seconds of the kick off and nearly score in front of the Stretford end.....i laughed so much at this 1st min incident that I had to watch the rest of the.."highlights.." about 14 times to actually take in what was going on.

I am still in fits of giggles now.

If that first min brighton shot had gone in,it would have been the best moment ever in football,bar none..esp as the commentator Tyler was still saying something like

" The start of a new era !!!"

Indeed.

It wasn’t Tyler.

He did our game at London Stadium.

Rob Hawthorne, I think.

 

[Blue Mist]

If united really need a striker they could always sign @mat

:-)

 

[lancs blue]

1969 the only all English team to win the FA cup.

Afraid not, the Hammers did that in 1964, probably a few others back in the day too.

 

[manclad]

A horse is a horse of course, of course
And a horse can't fuck up a club, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Rock of Gibraltar

(One for the FOCs)

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