United Thread - 2022/23

[malg]

Fucking arseholes , no longer top dogs or winning everything in sight so the toys are out of the pram.

This is what it's all about. Everything else is bullshit. If they won a trophy last season they'd be fine. Wankers.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Can any of the dopey fuckers spell?

I spotted it straight away.
Is it "fuck us" instead of "focus"
Its an easy mistake to do.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I hope it gets called off, Scousers pick up the easiest 3 points and untied get to wallow in even more self pity.

I hope the scousers also get docked 3 points for being complicit by being invited to the fixture.

 

[horlock_was_super]

So what happens when they’re all assembled outside the swamp and have sang their nursery rhymes?

 

[Blueknows]

This is what it's all about. Everything else is bullshit. If they won a trophy last season they'd be fine. Wankers.

Long may it continue

 

[ancoats]

Here we stand or here we fall
History won't care at all
Make the bed light the light
Lady beater giggys won't be home tonight, yeah

now it's time for the hammer to fall

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Protest on the day your new £140 million buy is paraded around.

with add on's and wages that's the figure.. According to Solihull Kev

 

[horlock_was_super]

A Utd fan in the office came back in today from his holiday and was asked by another Utd fan I’ve got a spare ticket for tonight if you want it, he said no I’m knackered only got home yesterday ….. where did he come back from I hear you say Australia? USA ? hmmmm Isle Of Man loooool

That’s not fair he might have had to swim back home.

 

[malg]

I thought they were going to protest?' Yet they are running after the new signing for photos hahahahahahahahaha BELLENDS

The sad sack running after him with his phone in the air and his club shop bag. Fanny.

 

[bluetonium]

Green and gold until...

Ooohhh! A new shiny shiny thing!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So what happens when they’re all assembled outside the swamp and have sang their nursery rhymes?

They'll stand around in a gormless Pythonesque fashion, mutter to them selves then shuffle off, somewhere....

 

[bladdered]

I thought they were going to protest?' Yet they are running after the new signing for photos hahahahahahahahaha BELLENDS

Just hope he's paraded before the game to the sound of scousers singing "There's only one fat Ronaldo"

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Just hope he's paraded before the game to the sound of scousers singing "There's only one fat Ronaldo"

Actually there was another fat Ronaldo although he was quite good.

 

[Norbert D]

i Wonder if fat face Cass realises he hasn’t joined City yet?

 

[manimanc]

'Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF'

Gary Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF

Gary Neville gatecrashes the Sky Sports News live cross with Melissa Reddy ahead of Manchester United v Liverpool at Old Trafford.

www.skysports.com

Bumfluff face starting proceedings off.

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Fuckin ell I'm filling up here.

And the daft cunts have a smiling picture of the glazers on there.

To go with spelling mistakes, wrong hashtags and them wearing clubshop merchandise at their protest, it's not exactly attention to detail.

Can't wait for the outcome later, it's going to be glorious.

They seem to have forgot the “bring your fanny wipes” instruction there.

 

[Bald fraud]

How long after kick off will they start singing about us? I’m going for about 20 seconds!

 

[Claytop]

 

[Bald fraud]

'Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF'

Gary Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF

Gary Neville gatecrashes the Sky Sports News live cross with Melissa Reddy ahead of Manchester United v Liverpool at Old Trafford.

www.skysports.com

Bumfluff face starting proceedings off.

Giddy little fucker knows what’s coming as he’s organised it again

 

[Norbert D]

'Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF'

Gary Neville gatecrashes Sky Sports News Live ahead of MNF

Gary Neville gatecrashes the Sky Sports News live cross with Melissa Reddy ahead of Manchester United v Liverpool at Old Trafford.

www.skysports.com

Bumfluff face starting proceedings off.

**** needs a restraining order.