United Thread - 2022/23

[Protein Junkie]

The Rags and Why “Ten” is their Special Number.
Since appointing Dutch Serial Winner Erik Ten Hag as Manager, numerology is now in vogue.
Here is the proof in Ten;
Ten Hags = Rooneys weekly shag average.
Ten Haigs = GPCs Daily lunchtime Whisky quota.
Ten Months = Duration of Bryan Riggs forthcoming Holiday c/o HMP.
Ten Years = Last League Title
Tenth place = League finish in 2023
Ten Pounds + Cost of Zebra pants
Ten lbs = average size of a Shaw Burger
Ten years old =Jlings debut.
Ten Minutes = injury time when the Elephant Man won them the title
Tenable = Warwick Martinez Davis.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Yes, this an actual post on sad cafe

Think the government have other things to worry about rather than a few united fans who are upset becuae you can sign any good players

Yeah because that's a good description of the current situation.

Let me educate you: the Government isn't just one man in a room making decisions, there's such thing as a minister for sport who's responsibility is ensuring the best conditions for sport within the country. Our leading sport is Football... our biggest team is MUFC. It's not lunacy to suggest it would be of interest (and would be proper) for the Government to step in and correct the issue.

Not to mention MUFC is a major tourism draw and a national institution with endless historical significance.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Christ on a fucking bike ;)

I prefer 'City's Hostile' takeover of that scummy lot.. Ours started not long after the 'Not in my lifetime quote'
Long may it continue.:)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

i was their it was fucking grim

Once upon a time it was grim,and we thought there would be no happy ever afters,but now we are living a real life fairy tale. :)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Oh come on, the government are brilliant compared to this lot. They rags are on par with that midget in North Korea. In fact I have never seen Kim Jong Un and the new rag centre back in the same room, hmmmm I could be onto something.

Kim jong umpa lumpa.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Following the success of National Geographics series 'Drain the Ocean' they are planning a new one to be called 'Empty the Swamp'

I thought they'd already drained it going by the dregs on the pitch Vs Brighton.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I had to laugh when I saw the Glazers at the swamp on Sunday. Normally many billionaires have an air of style and sophistication tinged with a nice suit.
Them lot looked like a couple of half pissed train drivers plucked from a picket line.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Saw a post over on rag cafe (it's funny as fuck on there at the moment)...

Someone actually wanting "Local Manchester United fans" (good luck) to go and blockade outside of Old Toilet on a match day, stopping all the day trippers from entering the stadium so it stays empty hitting the glazers in the pocket... (we'll ignore the fact they've already paid for their tickets)

Nice of them to admit that they haven't enough home grown fans. yet they've always thrown the Emptihad card at us.
So the only thing that can save them is an empty stadium..
They really are a loopy lot.

 

[Blue Mist]

He couldn't raise the money last time. What's the betting he can't this time? I call Billy bullshit

He could raise the money. Sorry but that is another RAG/media lie.
A Blue I know who I trust tells the story that Knighton was visited by some heavies and told to withdraw or......

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Just watched what Solelkhol had to say about what the Glazers have done to United.

I hope they stay forever.