United Thread - 2022/23

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The Rags and Why “Ten” is their Special Number.
Since appointing Dutch Serial Winner Erik Ten Hag as Manager, numerology is now in vogue.
Here is the proof in Ten;
Ten Hags = Rooneys weekly shag average.
Ten Haigs = GPCs Daily lunchtime Whisky quota.
Ten Months = Duration of Bryan Riggs forthcoming Holiday c/o HMP.
Ten Years = Last League Title
Tenth place = League finish in 2023
Ten Pounds + Cost of Zebra pants
Ten lbs = average size of a Shaw Burger
Ten years old =Jlings debut.
Ten Minutes = injury time when the Elephant Man won them the title
Tenable = Warwick Martinez Davis.
You Sir have to much time on you're hands, well done, I just get pissed ;-)
 
Ten Hag - not getting his transfer targets - transfer policy being criticized
Needs to be given time - he is a failure
tactically naive - players can't play for him he is that good
just another yes man - too hard headed

Just some of the juxtapositions he faces in the shitshow at the Swamp - the unspoken truths are he isn't the GPC and it cannot be 1999 again and they have a fanbase who don't want to accept either
 
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