United Thread - 2022/23

[yeah whatever !!]

Just done some research on her and she has made over one million pounds with her YouTube antics and she’s only 22 !

And there's me thinking she was a aggrieved fan.
Maybe she gets a private jet to the swamp then ;)

Its not about the money,money,money

 

[its grim up north]

He was a truly great, world class player though. With him, Law and Best, that was arguably the best ever Man U team.

The one we used to thrash on quite a regular basis.

 

[crazyg]

I'm thinking over the last few years Raggies are now on to Plan Z,. Shortly to click over to Plan AA

Alcoholics Anonymous?

 

[its grim up north]

Alcoholics Anonymous?

The GPC doesn't like this reply.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

wooooah. 'we clearly had some catching up to do'.

Ok, so there's nowt wrong with spending to 'catch-up' then? (There isn't).

Great, I look forward to the apologies from the years of Arsenal, United, Liverpool fans for castigating City when they had to spend to 'catch-up' (when spending money became available after takeover, rather than the pitiful whip round's we survived on for years of crappy Swales legacy).

...and can I also add that Arsenal coming along and taking a couple of our players who wanted away is obviously now OK, and not at all like when we took Kolo and Adebayor off their hands in 2009 ;)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

He was a truly great, world class player though. With him, Law and Best, that was arguably the best ever Man U team.

World class **** is what he is

 

[Bodicoteblue]

FOR SALE
One Football Club. Used to be good, but now a laughing stock.
LOCATION: Not Manchester. Near the exciting frontier town of Sale, the gateway to Cheshire. Very close by rail links.
STADIUM. Room for 75,000 who are shorter than 5ft 7in and whose legs are no more than 2ft long. Not suitable for fully grown adults or fatties. Could do with a lick of paint or, alternatively, complete demolition. Umbrellas recommended. Bring your own rat poison.
CORPORATE.
A complete jumble of 30 interlocking companies, designed to put regulators off the scent.The main company is a non trading shell, registered in a tax haven. Two classes of shares. ‘B‘ shares have all the voting rights. ‘A‘ shares which lose value at an alarming rate, sold to gullible Yanks, drug dealers, and money launderers. Close business links to Saudi, kept well quiet. Management available to continue, but you really wouldn't want them to.
CUSTOMERS.
7 billion known customers, mostly in Singapore. Can be conned into buying fake replica shirts. Local customers identifiable by Cockney accents and domiciled in Surrey. A few scrotes from Salford, keep well clear.
FINANCES.
Not too bad on the surface but rather more debt than meets the eye. Outstanding bank loans to prop up failing US business. Multiple dividends payable.
FUTURE.
Not much.
PRICE.
£ 49.67 o.n.o. Known risks: You will meet Sir Govan Pisscan, a notorious shadowy figure with a hairdryer who stalks the corridors.
This is an exciting opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a sinking ship.
APPLICATIONS.
In the first instance, apply to Michael Knighton, a comedic figure last seen drowning in a Carlisle flood while juggling a football.

I can see Eddie Woody buying this for a couple of squillions

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I'm thinking over the last few years Raggies are now on to Plan Z,. Shortly to click over to Plan AA

Does that mean they're signing the energizer Bunny ?

 

[its grim up north]

Does that mean they're signing the energizer Bunny ?

I think he'd do a De Jong and refuse to move.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I'm thinking over the last few years Raggies are now on to Plan Z,. Shortly to click over to Plan AA

Plan...