United Thread - 2022/23

[Cricket Blue]

Yesterday's man

 

[mat]

Eriksen joining the rags is akin to rejecting a soapy tit wank from Natalie Sawyer for one with Luke Shaw.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Eriksen joining the rags is akin to rejecting a soapy tit wank from Natalie Sawyer for one with Luke Shaw.

Luke Shaw has got bigger tits

 

[mat]

Luke Shaw has got bigger tits

Good point, but still a no from me.

 

[edinburgh123]

Good classy player it will improve them

I am a 54 year old overweight bloke, and I reckon I would improve them if I signed for them

 

[bluethrunthru]

Who's got his tweet referring to twatty's return!?!

Do they not read what they have written.........?

They - like politicians and political commentators rely on YOU not having read or not recalling what they said previously

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

There are certain click bait journalists I really hate and Oliver Holt is one of them. Mr f*cking PC. Always jumping on a football fad. The floppy haired, middles class, left wing, PC, cheese cloth wearing c*unt who would put a glass eye to sleep and bore the tits off you. Rant over

Made me laugh a little more than it should.

For full disclosure, I do think have one / had one of those shirts for holidays..........

 

[bluethrunthru]

Who's got his tweet referring to twatty's return!?!

Do they not read what they have written.........?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Is it possible to just pass forward for 90 minutes + injury time?

How do they go about taking a corner?

I really look forward to seeing the desperation on Rashfords face as he panics for whether he should square the ball 5 yards to a teammate for a tap in or look for the 'forward' ball..........

 

[Mariosfireworks]

Freddie Mercury will be thinking ‘don’t stop me know’ when it comes to the transfer request. Maybe they can ship him off to ‘Barcelona’.

Maybe he just wants to break free

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They - like politicians and political commentators rely on YOU not having read or not recalling what they said previously

Fair point......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Cheers.......

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[jonah62]

Why does it seem like every player who wants to sign for them is doing so reluctantly?

Maybe, his hearts not in it !!!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Demonstrates exactly why none of them should be taken seriously - liars, frauds, arse lickers, bullsitters et al

 

[Semper aggressus]

Well that’s fucking shit. Why was no-one else in for him?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Maybe, his hearts not in it !!!

You bad bastard lol!

 

[BerkshireBlue]

When no-one else wanted to know Brentford took a chance on him and it would be nice if he showed a smidgeon of thanks or loyalty towards them instead of wasting his career at the rags

yep horrible way to thank the club

 

[mat]

Maybe he just wants to break free

Want to play with Fat Bottomed Shaw...

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]