United Thread - 2022/23

[MarsLlama]

Who else will sign for them?

If Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Depay, Martial, Pogba, Van de Beek, Telles, Maguire, Wan-Bissaka, James, Ighalo, Fred, Lukaku, Lindelof, Matic, Sanchez, Mkhitaryan, Bailly, Schneiderlin, Darmian, Rojo, Falcao, Zaha, Mata, Fellaini and Kagawa weren't enough to put Sancho, Ronaldo or Varane off of moving there, who knows?

 

[JASR]

If Di Maria, Schweinsteiger, Depay, Martial, Pogba, Van de Beek, Telles, Maguire, Wan-Bissaka, James, Ighalo, Fred, Lukaku, Lindelof, Matic, Sanchez, Mkhitaryan, Bailly, Schneiderlin, Darmian, Rojo, Falcao, Zaha, Mata, Fellaini and Kagawa weren't enough to put Sancho, Ronaldo or Varane off of moving there, who knows?

‘So , newly signed , what 1st attracted you to the highest paying football club in the world?’

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Something to brghten up everyone's day :-) deluded w*****s

 

[kaz7]

Fancing bringing in the wally with the brolly as an assistant manager , oh how i laughed , haha

 

[blueish swede]

Anthony Elanga almost breaks world record as he prepares for Man United return

The 20-year-old has been wasting no time as he prepares to report back for pre-season training.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Wrong sport being played.

meh,

 

[Protein Junkie]

I wonder if the Rags will try a sneaky and sign the greatest ever Egyptian from the Dippers.
I just can’t see Salad in front of Shaw though.

 

[mat]

United are proud to announce they are continuing their official sponsorship deal with Canestan.

A spokesman for the company said. "We are proud to continue supporting United in our symbiotic relationship of treating irritating cunts..."

 

[remember arthur mann]

Still not signed anyone yet!
Ronnie wont be happy.

He'll have a word.....

Cristiano Ronaldo Persuaded Two Players To Join Manchester United With A Simple Phone Call

Cristiano Ronaldo once phoned two Manchester United transfer targets and convinced them to join the club ahead of bitter rivals Arsenal.

www.sportbible.com

 

[waspish]

With 2 months of the window left the glazers don’t want to be paying 2m in wages every penny counts

 

[Vienna_70]

They really have nothing else to talk about.
It should come in handy once he learns to be a diving cheating twat like the rest of them

I thought he’d already learnt that.