United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

I must confess I am one of them. I used to be a rag, and switched to be a blue.

In my defence, that was when I was 4, and for the past 57 years I have been pure blue.

We‘ll let you off when the rags win the title.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hopefully, Erling will have a field day on 2nd October.

Erling is outstanding on the field. United players are out on a field standing.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is Ten Hag’s Tenure about to end.
Multi title winning Manager Erik Ten Hag’s days could already be numbered.
A source said that the Glazers are already lining up Schteve McLaren as interim, temporary, Caretaker Manager.
Schteve said “ I need new players, ones that understand my orders on the pitch”
A source also said he plans multiple new signings including Fabian Scharr, Jeffrey Schlupp, Chris Schmalling, Bernardo Shilva and Mo Schalah.
Luke Schaw, Marcus Raschford and Jadon Schancho are expected to survive the cull.

 

[its grim up north]

I must confess I am one of them. I used to be a rag, and switched to be a blue.

In my defence, that was when I was 4, and for the past 57 years I have been pure blue.

My dad assured me that from day 1, I shat in a red and white nappy

 

[lazerblue]

Slur Alex Ferguson-Glazer

taggart would say that, after all he was the one who put the wheels in motion for the takeover when he tried to take on the coolmore mafia and they decided to teach him a lesson

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Is Ten Hag’s Tenure about to end.
Multi title winning Manager Erik Ten Hag’s days could already be numbered.
A source said that the Glazers are already lining up Schteve McLaren as interim, temporary, Caretaker Manager.
Schteve said “ I need new players, ones that understand my orders on the pitch”
A source also said he plans multiple new signings including Fabian Scharr, Jeffrey Schlupp, Chris Schmalling, Bernardo Shilva and Mo Schalah.
Luke Schaw, Marcus Raschford and Jadon Schancho are expected to survive the cull.

What no mention schebaschhtian schhweinschhteiger

 

[Protein Junkie]

What no mention sebastian schweinsteiger

Hugo Llorisch, Luis Schwarez, Morgan Schneiderlin and the return of Alexisch Sanchezchch

 

[KS55]

My daughter is 15 and had her City top on last week. She went into a takeaway with her friends and this bloke and his wife basically aid into her hoping all City fans would die and giving her verbal. My daughter was absolutely shocked . I didn't find out till a few days later. I getting on now but we only live in a small town so when I find them I going to fucking batter the cunts

Only real men attack 15 year old girls. Cunts.

 

[bluealf]

Bloody hell when did you learn the TRUMPET ;-)

Trumpet?
I heard he plays a mean rusty trombone ;)

 

[117 M34]

Do you think that it's dawned on their fans yet that the thing they criticise the glazers for - not investing their own money - is the very same thing why they slag off our owner?