United Thread - 2022/23

[Academica]

Phil Jones still living ?

If it gets much worse they might have to wheel him out for his annual game.

 

[ninjamonkey]

With liverpools injuries this is the best time to play them, they might only get twatted 2/3. surely the zebra print trousers and any ideas to get the game postponed again need to be shelved.

 

[SebastianBlue]

If it gets much worse they might have to wheel him out for his annual game.

Surely you mean drag him out?

 

[Blueknows]

Lol just seen sky and neville post mortem on rags major signings since 2013 he starts with " we've taken out 3rd choice keepers and some youngsters that didn't quite make it and u***** have spent 1.25 billion " so they've omitted some signings including this year why not just tell the viewers the real figure 1.5 billion spent ? and now he thinks they could finish mid table ! Why aren't the media calling them out for such a poor return on investment ?

 

[BigJoe#1]

Can anyone realistically see them having anymore than 2 pts max after 6 games?

Realistically I can see them having none.

I wonder what the bookies are offering on zero points after 6 games? Might be worth a tenner!

 

[El_george]

Yet another striker at the end of his career.

Jamie Vardy at United!? That is going to be tricky if by December Rooney decides the USA thing isn't working, ETH walks away and because they can't "Give it to Giggsy" Wayne gets the job....

Vardy will be cleaning the boots and the toilets, not playing football, Coleen will insist on it!

 

[northendenton]

If Scum get any funnier I’m going to need my sides stitched up !

It is really sew sew funny and a darn good thread this.

 

[jonah62]

He can't just let them get away with it. Stick to his principles and get rid of those not on board.

Don't misunderstand me, I am loving their slow demise but I find myself scratching my head at some of the players lack of performance.

As The Stranglers might say:-

Something Better Change
Straighten Out
Has there been a better piece of 45rpm vinyl

 

[NZBlue]

Just seen a United fan boy on North West tonight wanting United to be back where they belong.

Well looks like his wish has come true so far

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Lol just seen sky and neville post mortem on rags major signings since 2013 he starts with " we've taken out 3rd choice keepers and some youngsters that didn't quite make it and u***** have spent 1.25 billion " so they've omitted some signings including this year why not just tell the viewers the real figure 1.5 billion spent ? and now he thinks they could finish mid table ! Why aren't the media calling them out for such a poor return on investment ?

"They finished second in the Europa League final 15 months ago."

I think we have another word for finishing second out of two teams. I can't think what it is though.