United Thread - 2022/23

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domalino said:
Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"
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How about this:

C - **** of a human being
U - Utter moron
N- Not in his life sentence
T- The epitome of a rag
 
domalino said:
It's not the title race, 4th is probably only going to get 65 points out of 114.

There's loads more leeway for starting slowly and catching up.
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Yes I agree in a normal set up without the expectations, that’s their biggest problem, everyone expect better from them so any poor result is compounded and adds to the pressure. Their fragile as fuck now and just don’t have any team spirit to fall back on to get them the results when things are going badly.

Fuck em.
 
domalino said:
Their defence's biggest problem is the fact there's no semblance protection from the midfield.

But if they played something like this -

New Keeper
Varane Maguire Martinez
Dalot Casemiro Fred Shaw
Bruno Ronaldo Sancho

Or

New Keeper

Dalot Varane Maguire Martinez
Bruno Casemiro Fred
Sancho Ronaldo Antony/Martial/Rashford


That's capable of 4th/5th.
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Is it?

Dalot: He's shit and struggle to get a game with the majority of Premier League sides.

Maguire: Not wasting my time getting into it.

Varane: Best years behind him he's finished.

Martinez: Too early to say.

Fred: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Casemiro: Far from what they need right now, No ambition and joined for the dollar.

Bruno: Over rated rat faced ****.

Sancho: Looks and plays like Harvey Price.

Martial: Done nothing in about 6 years, Fucked out the door by Sevilla.

Rashford: Can't string a sentence together never mind his football.

That team is good enough for 14th or 15th.
 
domalino said:
Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"
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Well thats got me moist down below.
 
domalino said:
……One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"
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OK, that makes it official, Giggs is INNOCENT !

I’d take a ten year sentence rather than have my mates know I sent a message like that

Would love a Breville marketing campaign, ‘Your name doesn’t need to rhyme with Neville to fall in love with our toasties’
 
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