United Thread - 2022/23

[malg]

It's not the title race, 4th is probably only going to get 65 points out of 114.

There's loads more leeway for starting slowly and catching up.

Absolutely. They are not out of a race for top 4 just yet

 

[HelloCity]

What the heck? Imagine letting your manager be put in a situation like this while these two ask questions like this.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Yup, at least half the players in those teams aren’t good enough.

Casemiro just gonna get lost in that team and wouldn’t be too surprised to see him struggle with the intensity of the PL.

I didn’t notice him struggling against us in the semi final. I thought he was their best player. Luckily, good players turn to shit after a few weeks at ‘The Theatre of Dreams’.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Absolutely. They are not out of a race for top 4 just yet

IF Arsenal, Chelsea or Tottenham don't finish above the Rags this season whichever one it is the manager should be sacked as soon as the whistle blows on the final day. All three should be finishing higher than that shower of shite.

 

[malg]

Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

Obviously an age thing, but after reading that I'm singing in my head:

'She is, Oh, oh, ohhhhhh.....D.I.S.C
O, she is D.I.S.C.O........'

 

[jaiguruKun]

Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"

Is that last bit real? Honestly, I'm not sure!

 

[Claytop]

I didn’t notice him struggling against us in the semi final. I thought he was their best player. Luckily, good players turn to shit after a few weeks at ‘The Theatre of Dreams’.

Really? I didn’t notice him at all much to be honest.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Really? I didn’t notice him at all much to be honest.

You'd have noticed him much less if the ref had done his job and sent him off!

 

[malg]

United back in for de jong as well. Casmeiro and de jong transforms their midfield. Antony skipping training as well trying to force a move. Really had hoped it would be chaos again this year, but if they add those 3 that'll greatly improve their team and they'd defo get top 4 then I'd say.

They'd win the league with those 3 and Ronaldo.............maybe they won't have a demo on Monday after all

 

[Platt Lane veteran]

Does Casemiro think he’s joining the real Manchester club? What in god’s name is going through his head, joining that circus?