United Thread - 2022/23

[havefaith]

I’m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

 

[waspish]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

Nahh that can’t be real

 

[mac]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

Jesus H Corbett. It gets better. I fuck8ng detest you raggy wankers but also you give some deep joy. Keep it up Fletch.

 

[crazyg]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

I suppose that he's made for that roll.
That's about all he's good at - holding players as they try to go past him.

 

[splinter]

Keep up the good work fletch

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

This might be the best thing I've ever seen

 

[havefaith]

I suppose that he's made for that roll.
That's about all he's good at - holding players as they try to go past him.

I wouldn't let him hold the shopping :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

To be fair to Fletcher, I imagine the thinking behind shifting the £80m player is to have him as far away from his own goal as possible.

He'll end up playing as the big man up top...........

 

[havefaith]

To be fair to Fletcher, I imagine the thinking behind shifting the £80m player is to have him as far away from his own goal as possible.

He'll end up playing as the big man up top...........

More likely a man playing in the big top, Circus is where he belongs.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

To be fair to Fletcher, I imagine the thinking behind shifting the £80m player is to have him as far away from his own goal as possible.

He'll end up playing as the big man up top...........

I'd have his as far away from the pitch as possible..but as it these bastards .keep home as captain and start him every game

 

[waspish]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

Surprise he didn’t say as a striker

 

[bluemonkey71]

Haha he’ll be playing the false 9 next

Absolute dross

 

[vincent]

Hope Eriksen doesn’t go there. Or indeed anyone decent.

Looks like he is going to Newcastle. Reckon they’ll finish above United next season.

 

[city986]

Looking like tent pegs working a miracle unbeaten this season

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Haha he’ll be playing the false 9 next

Absolute dross

Well he's mastered the False 5 role so it's a new challenge.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Sky reporting Ronaldo could leave over concerns about transfer inactivity

How ironic is that.So Roanaldo will trigger transfer activity due to the lack of...............Transfer activity.

 

[foggy1974]

Sky reporting Ronaldo could leave over concerns about transfer inactivity

Code for doesnt want to play in the inferior Euro league, which is a suprise because he could stat pad

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

No doubt he will be back at Juventus playing very well, like he often does for France

People talk about his attitude and the fact he wanted away and hasn’t looked good for Man Utd but I can’t blame him, they’re just garbage. He’s probably just fed up playing with the likes of Fred, McTominay etc. and the coaching there is obviously pretty poor these days.

The truth is he’s a talented player. I think the United he returned to wasn’t the same one as the one he left as a youngster and quickly sussed out they’re going nowhere fast and wanted away.

"Quickly sussed out"? He's been there for SIX years!!!

 

[andyhinch]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

He’s got ball playing ability ???

 

[Impeccable One]

I,m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

‘At the same time Fletcher has contacted the Manchester Ship Canal Company to provide some advanced techniques to Maguire, with the hope of improving both the size and speed of his turning circle’