United Thread - 2022/23

[dickie davies]

Pity...wanted to see him in Europa league..oh well.

I am still really annoyed at West Ham getting beaten at Brighton, so he'd have to lower himself further by playing in the Europa conference

 

[dickie davies]

Remember Dinho on rat-face in the League Cup semifinal at the swamp?

We saw nothing of the diving wanker for the rest of the season

Edited for accuracy

 

[waspish]

Ronaldo best case scenario is he writes of his last year of his wages and excepts 300k a week at a club that are going to compete for major trophies!

Oh America out the question [emoji38]

 

[PhdWave]

I am still really annoyed at West Ham getting beaten at Brighton, so he'd have to lower himself further by playing in the Europa conference

I was rooting for the same thing haha..Just imagine the camera focusing on him as they play a team that is located in god knows where is hilarious.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

It’s more probably down to him wanting to score some more CL goals for his own personal record now.

How could he not see they were shit when he rejoined them?!

Probably because he couldn’t see beyond the mountain of money they were pushing at him.

I think he might even end up staying with them for a season unless Utd pay him to go, because who would pay him what Utd are paying for a static old crock like him?

I also suspect that the USA is out of question as iirc he’s been avoiding going there due to the rape allegations and his fear of being dragged through their courts.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably because he couldn’t see beyond the mountain of money they were pushing at him.

I think he might even end up staying with them for a season unless Utd pay him to go, because who would pay him what Utd are paying for a static old crock like him?

If it was purely money, he’s an idiot.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Think we should pretend we want the daft ****, string them along, then say nah you’re alright on deadline day, leaving him and then with very sore bum holes.

 

[discopop]

Let’s face it he’s a selfish egotistical prick and so fits that club perfectly. Can only see PSG as an out.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Think I'd prefer Ronaldo to stay because he upsets the balance of the team/squad. That said, funny if he forces a move out

 

[bluethrunthru]

The idea that Ronaldo would take career advice off fucking Merson !!!!

Cristiano Ronaldo has missed Lionel Messi opportunity with transfer mistake

Paul Merson believes Cristiano Ronaldo should've looked to leave Man Utd to link up with Lionel Messi at PSG before their careers come to an end

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[bornblueegg]

Think I'd prefer Ronaldo to stay because he upsets the balance of the team/squad. That said, funny if he forces a move out

agree with this, he's a dick head

 

[PhdWave]

Where would he even go? Bayern rejected him, Madrid are too smart to take him, us and liverpool won't go anywhere near him. Chelsea is the only reasonable possibility..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Where would he even go? Bayern rejected him, Madrid are too smart to take him, us and liverpool won't go anywhere near him. Chelsea is the only reasonable possibility..

Salford. They pay inflated wages and are run by c**ts.

 

[Del_Bosque]

This has come from Castles so straight from Mendes, noway this isn’t legit and there will 100% be clubs that will take him. It’s now bartering to get him out cheaply and rep intact.

Reckon Bayern pay a loan fee then half his wages.

United use the fee too offset the other half of his salary.

In some waya it would be good for United to get him off the books but in all honesty who could they replace him with. A late panic for Calvert Lewin probably.

 

[waspish]

Watch all the false links come out now in the media

 

[havefaith]

Rats deserting a sinking ship comes to mind, happy days :-)

 

[jimharri]

Without his goals, they wouldn't have got out of their CL group, and they'd have ended up in mid table.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

It’s more probably down to him wanting to score some more CL goals for his own personal record now.

How could he not see they were shit when he rejoined them?!

Only one thing the prick is interested in.
And that's himself

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Without his goals, they wouldn't have got out of their CL group, and they'd have ended up in mid table.

Keep fighting the good fight, Jim.

His lack of teamwork and defensive sprints may well have cost them top 4 too.

Potato/potahto.

 

[jimharri]

Keep fighting the good fight, Jim.

His lack of teamwork and defensive sprints may well have cost them top 4 too.

Potato/potahto.

You say "ee-ther" and I say "eye-ther".