United Thread - 2022/23

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

This. It would be a shame for them to lose the toxicity he brings to the dressing room.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Hopefully he stays and sits on the bench smelling the place out and dropping bombs in the press constantly

 

[RandomJ]

I fucking love it. The circus never ends these clowns are performing 24/7.

 

[eversince 76]

True club love. Is this what they mean by “doing it the United way” ?

 

[Cobwebcat]

What a day for United Ronaldo wants to leave and FDJ won’t join.

 

[fulabeer]

They really are the gift that just keeps giving...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What a day for United Ronaldo wants to leave and FDJ won’t join.

 

[SWPISHOME]

This. It would be a shame for them to lose the toxicity he brings to the dressing room.

100%. We literally couldn't ask for any better than this right now. Plus this is going to have an impact on potential transfers thus summer. The Rags targets will see their main man has just handed in a transfer request, One of the biggest names in world football wants out.

Happy fucking days.

 

[bennyboy]

Ronaldo upset the dressing room when playing pin the tail on the donkey, and he won first go

To be fair Maguires arse is an easy target.
In saying that Rashford missed by a distance.

 

[malg]

From the Caf (quite funny):

Mickeza​

What team is he going to join next on his “turn up, score goals, make team worse, feck off” world tour?

 

[Cobwebcat]

Red Cafe….FDJ

Seriously, how do you know he doesn't want to come to United?

You use the word "seriously"?

He's said it countless times already, Koeman was quoted only days ago saying he spoke with him and was adamant he wants to stay at Barca.

The player and everyone around him has stated repeatedly he does not want to leave and join United.

Or supporters are so incredibly arrogant its beyond frustrating that they just puff out the chests and say were United, who wouldn't want to join... we're an absolute mess.

 

[malg]

Fuck me, some Rags on Caf are talking about Neymar or Felix. I'm guessing they're taking the piss and have finally found that 'gallows' humour.....???

 

[RandomJ]

The mental gymnastics on display by the rags fans is Olympic level. You've got Goldbridge saying him wanting to leave proves he loves United. Not sure how he arrived at that one. And the rest of their fans saying they're happy as he's the problem when they were hailing him the saviour of their season a few weeks ago.

 

[Ballosteve]

Fuck me, some Rags on Caf are talking about Neymar or Felix. I'm guessing they're taking the piss and have finally found that 'gallows' humour.....???

I think they have more chance of signing felix the cat than the footballer...

 

[Stoned Rose]

Given we’ve sold a load of our Academy lads this window we might be able to find space for the **** on our u13s team.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I think they have more chance of signing felix the cat than the footballer...

Felix the Cat isn't going anywhere this summer he has a £175m buy out paws in his contract.

 

[jazzy]

Love it cr7 stinking the place out like a soggy fart ha ha ha

 

[asahartford1]

To be fair he is demented if he feels he can get better than the Rags.
Unless the club who signs him is even more demented.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Given we’ve sold a load of our Academy lads this window we might be able to find space for the **** on our u13s team.

Even the u13's lads would be fed up of his strops.

 

[Tracking back]

He’s on not far off that, isn’t he? About £600,000 a week?

£830,000.00 per week (gross)

£500,000.00 per week (net)

Yet, if we're to believe the likes of Sly Sports news and other reputable outlets players go there for the prestige.