United Thread - 2022/23

[shroom]

 

[Stoned Rose]

Even the u13's girls would be fed up of his make up.

 

[asahartford1]

Fuck me, some Rags on Caf are talking about Neymar or Felix. I'm guessing they're taking the piss and have finally found that 'gallows' humour.....???

Felixstowe would go there. Definitely

 

[Cobwebcat]

Imagine if Ten Hag left next.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Imagine if Ten Hag left next.

And Steve McClaren took over.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

They celebrated signing him like Liverpool celebrated winning a league cup.

 

[Cobwebcat]

And Steve McClaren took over.

And Woodward came back to address the fans in a pub.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Glazers fault apparently....

 

[crazyg]

Fuck me, some Rags on Caf are talking about Neymar or Felix. I'm guessing they're taking the piss and have finally found that 'gallows' humour.....???

Does he track back?

 

[Tracking back]

Fuck me, some Rags on Caf are talking about Neymar or Felix. I'm guessing they're taking the piss and have finally found that 'gallows' humour.....???

Well if they haven't found it yet, now is the time to develop it.

The next five years are going to take a huge shift in outlook and temperament for the rags.

Their fans will either learn the art of self-deprecation or decide to follow another sport.

 

[cleavers]

They celebrated signing him like Liverpool celebrated winning a league cup.

....on penalties ;-)

 

[Cobwebcat]

I never thought I would see the day when City were this good.

I never thought I would see the day when United were this bad.

Just amazing.

 

[tweety]

Relegation in 74 was a great time to be a Blue but the current shit show at the swamp could surpass that. I don't envisage them being relegated but they will be so far behind the top teams in the UK and Europe they could be fucked for another ten years. Fingers crossed.

 

[jimharri]

And Steve McClaren took over.

You mean Shteve, shirley?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Hope they keep him against his will. Poisonous in the dressing room, and not pressing on the pitch, fucking the new managers tactics would be perfect.

If he goes then they need to find a 9 they probably haven't budgeted for, so that could fuck up other deals funding a move for a new striker.

Win win really, hahaha.

 

[NZBlue]

Who in their right mind is going to pay ronaldo the sort of wages he's on now at his age. I can honestly see another Sanchez situation where he goes on loan with the rags still paying most of his salary :-)


Happy days

 

[Blue Mist]

I've worked it out. PR 37 leaves on a free and signs for Ajax..... .......

And Ten Weeks buys him back for 50 mill.

 

[jimharri]

Couldn't see Bayern being interested in him somehow.

 

[bluemanc16]

Couldn't see Bayern being interested in him somehow.

Stockport county

 

[Bald fraud]

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

He was doin it last season. He ducked the derby at ours and fucked off to Portugal. There was nothing wrong with him he played a few days later he knew we’d spank them