United Thread - 2022/23

Status
Not open for further replies.
To be fair united provably won't pay the full fee (€85m) for Casemiro because the conditions of the addons (€12m) will hardly be met I suspect.
 
I see Real Madid have pulled Utd's pants down for a £70m transfer (City fee includes add-ons remember) a grand total of £142.4m + sign on fee (remember that's included in City fees too) for a 30 year old midfielder called Cassemiro.
Hilarious.
 
shemnel said:
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
Click to expand...
William Wordsworth, he’s not.
 
This is a very good player, like Varane was, and many othes. The imbecility stems from the type of player, and the investment.

They’re too stupid to see it.

Alexis was the best one.

This ought to be fun.

They’ll still be in the bottom half of the table until at least October. Their fixtures are horrid, and their team spirit is worse.

Fuck them.
 
laserblue said:
Signing a midget centre back was a masterstroke. As Brighton and Brentford have shown all the opposition has to do is pump it long and their defence is fucked. The better sides will still treat their defence as a roundabout and batter them with football but even relegation fodder stand a chance if all they have to do is hoof long balls up and wait for them to sail over Martinez's head or for Maguire or De Gea to fuck up royally.
Click to expand...
I wonder how Martinez would have fitted into our system. No idea as I don't watch football outside of the Prem (it appears I'm in the minority on this board), but I'm guessing he's a decent football player otherwise yer man Ten Bob wouldn't have signed him. If they get the right keeper, another football playing centre back and two decent full backs, then maybe he'll look better.
 
How many times does De jong have to tell them he's not going before it gets through their thick skull?
I mean, for fuck sake! He publshed a list of 10 reasons he won't join them, that's a first in world football surely?
 
BlueAnorak said:
I see Real Madid have pulled Utd's pants down for a £70m transfer (City fee includes add-ons remember) a grand total of £142.4m + sign on fee (remember that's included in City fees too) for a 30 year old midfielder called Cassemiro.
Hilarious.
Click to expand...
Just another masonic pledge between the old G14. Anybody remember the big transfers that went on when the cartel got us band from recruiting. Such a giveaway,
 
Tricky_Trev said:
Maguire in a back 3 is different to in a back 4 though. I can see why they might want him. Also without the weight of captaincy. I’d say he’d most likely be a success there if it happened.
Click to expand...
I actually agree with this. Mind you, I'm half cut right now.......
 
Sky just advertising tomorrow's showpiece, Neville and Carragher sit down with ten Hag

In the clip, Neville asks "how can it be that Brentford's players want to win more than United's"

The absolute arrogance of that lot, loud and proud, crawling under the skin and seeping out like festering pus at every chance! How dare Brentford, a small club, want to win more that United! How can it happen? Who is to blame? How can Brentford be good at anything compared to united? Who let this travesty happen? Don't Brentford know their place?

The lack of awareness, the lack of grace in giving credit to a better team, staggering as always. All about United isn't it, every bloody day. Well guess what, every dog has its day and United are a lame, slobbering wreck about due to be taken out to the woods.

They won't say it, so we will. Bloody well done Brentford. For being a team, for playing to win and not for the money/fame/easy life. They've fought their way up from the old division 4 and have a bloody clue what they're about. They're real, not all about the Facebook likes or the shirt sales and they completely pwned Stretford's worst last week.

God, I hope they're relegated. I'd happily miss a few seasons of derbies to see them really get their noses into the dirt. Just watch sky make the top 4 the top 40 if they did...

And whilst Fergie spent his day in court defending a serial dickhead, let's us not forget that it was his love of horse spunk that set these wheels in motion. To Fergie, stubborn to a fault.
 
bluetonium said:
Sky just advertising tomorrow's showpiece, Neville and Carragher sit down with ten Hag

In the clip, Neville asks "how can it be that Brentford's players want to win more than United's"

The absolute arrogance of that lot, loud and proud, crawling under the skin and seeping out like festering pus at every chance! How dare Brentford, a small club, want to win more that United! How can it happen? Who is to blame? How can Brentford be good at anything compared to united? Who let this travesty happen? Don't Brentford know their place?

The lack of awareness, the lack of grace in giving credit to a better team, staggering as always. All about United isn't it, every bloody day. Well guess what, every dog has its day and United are a lame, slobbering wreck about due to be taken out to the woods.

They won't say it, so we will. Bloody well done Brentford. For being a team, for playing to win and not for the money/fame/easy life. They've fought their way up from the old division 4 and have a bloody clue what they're about. They're real, not all about the Facebook likes or the shirt sales and they completely pwned Stretford's worst last week.

God, I hope they're relegated. I'd happily miss a few seasons of derbies to see them really get their noses into the dirt. Just watch sky make the top 4 the top 40 if they did...

And whilst Fergie spent his day in court defending a serial dickhead, let's us not forget that it was his love of horse spunk that set these wheels in motion. To Fergie, stubborn to a fault.
Click to expand...
Good post fella.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top