United Thread - 2022/23

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Biggest game in world football on Monday night..!

The losers will most probably be in the bottom 3, every chance one of them will be fkin bottom..!

Polish that if you can SKY..!
Easy Billy!

A few pre-game highlights and montages of Gerrard, Fowler, Keane Cantina et al to get the juices flowing (think the Vieira / Keane clip that is on constant repeat each time they play Arsenal) and some hyper-bowl opening comment from Tyler and Ratboy and the world will be glued to the biggest rivalry in all football (even though they've finished 1 & 2 in any order about 5 times throughout their illustrious 'iiiiiiiiiiiiiistory 's)................
 
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Easy Billy!

A few pre-game highlights and montages of Gerrard, Fowler, Keane Cantina et al to get the juices flowing (think the Vieira / Keane clip that is on constant repeat each time they play Arsenal) and some hyper-bowl opening comment from Tyler and Ratboy and the world will be glued to the biggest rivalry in all football (even though they've finished 1 & 2 in any order about 5 times throughout their illustrious 'iiiiiiiiiiiiiistory 's................


Just about nailed it there my man..!
 
It's gonna be this year's Thunderbird Island at Christmas isn't it!?!

We've had the Giggs Kickmaster(?), Giggs Yoga DVD and now we've got the Giggs book of sexy poetry.

Get your orders in now to avoid disappointment.............
This year's toy could be the Giggs prison escape kit
 
So what am I going to see on Monday's comedy evening 'Heards of Zebras' sitting down on Chester Rd?

I've got no idea what plan a/b/c etc is. Are they intending not going in, going on the pitch, all leaving at some point during the game (leaving when behind is what they normally do so that one wouldn't really have any impact).
 
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results” — attr. Albert Einstein.

Yet again, short-term fix, no strategy. Panic behaviour. Some resemblance to ours years ago, before the takeover, when we used to change managers the way people change their socks. Leading to players on our books that a manager recently sacked had chosen, and that the incoming one didn't want. The difference is that they're filthy rich, and we weren't. Although of course the Glazers take money out of their club because, faithful to the American capitalist perspective, a sports club is above all a business operation, and only secondarily part of the fabric of a community.
That club's difficulties will continue. I raise a glass to their difficulties.
Albert Einstein obviously never kick started a motorcycle.
 
Good luck to the rags expanding the capacity of the swamp and selling tickets if the team adopt the tactics posted by this Herbert on sadcafe today

’Elanga as the hard-working roaming support striker.
Rashford with his pace for the counter.
Fred and McTominay will provide defensive support on the sides for AWB and Shaw who will tuck in and join the 3 CB's in the box to make it 5 auxiliary CB's. Casemiro will make it a possible 6th CB when need be’
Apparently Herbert is suffering from nightmares about his team conceding in every possible way. He's had enough. It's killing him. He desperately wants to fucking stop it...

Is that a proposal for the Monday match? Because it could provide inspiration for a permanent tactical solution, you know. It's a good plan. And it could further improve if Herbert realized that the selection of Elanga - Rashford presents an unnecessary risk? Bruno and Eriksen are already sacrificed anyway, what's the fucking point? Fuck it, drop them both, field another couple of defenders. Make that "a possible 8 CBs", plus 2 DMs. Clean sheet guaranteed, job done. Not sure Casemiro will be available for Monday, of course, but they can always apply for two GKs on the pitch...

It may not comply with "the United way" but we have to understand that these are extraordinary circumstances -and serious, unconventional measures need to be taken. Which means, the objective would be to achieve 36 x 0-0 in the following 36 matches. Definitely doable. 36 draws = 36 points, with a (decent?) chance to survive. On the basis of last season's final table, 36 points could prove to be just enough...

PS. Desperation can indeed lead to madness, no doubt about it. Herbert needs help...
 
Fucking owners not putting any money into the club..........lets protest and get a game called off - where's me zebra kecks?


How must you feel if you are already at the swamp and you read every day that they want to sign someone to replace you? I can't imagine that you would give your all
 
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