United Thread - 2022/23

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Let's get a few things straight. Bruno was NOT asking to come off by waving his arms about. He was actually trying to give signs to to his friend Ivan in the crowd that the odds on Liverpool getting an eighth were now 1/10 and to get a bet on quick. A good captain always takes something from a game.

And I think we ought to remember that this result was just a "blip", the kind of thing that could happen to any club and, to be fair, does happen to United about 3 times a season. Great teams soon get over it, when they get players like Casemiro, Varane, Martinez and the skipper back.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

72 hours later, and that match is still the gift that keeps on giving.
I only wish that it was us that gave the kicking.

We've had
Wasn't wanting to be subbed.
Winding up Virgil The Great.
Captain being an inspiration

You'll have Crerrand defending Cuntana's Kung Fu kick, next

 

[BlueFurn]

Crerand? Obnoxious rag bastard. We were on our way back home and heard that on the radio. Piccadilly. Crerand didn’t see it.
Next morning he was sat in the family stand, expected an incident, and it was all the Palace fans fault.
He can lie faster than John Wayne drew a fucking gun.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Fuck off, not my words but His Holiness the Ponntiff.

SCUM.
CTID.
As you were my lovely fellow Blues.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fuck off, not my words but His Holiness the Ponntiff.

SCUM.
CTID.
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3+4=???

 

[Gray]

Any City supporter worth his salt would find it very difficult to think of a more dislikable quintet.

George Best was a lovely chap, the others yes.

 

[Gray]

Fuck off, not my words but His Holiness the Ponntiff.

SCUM.
CTID.
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And endorsed by Sir Pisscan as well, don’t anybody forget that.

 

[jrb]

Tent Peg, a lying c*nt, just like the Piss Can.

BBC United of Mediacity.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

Fuck me that’s embarrassing. They’re obviously banking on the red masses not actually understanding what XG is

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Fuck me that’s embarrassing. They’re obviously banking on the red masses not actually understanding what XG is

Extra giros?!

 

[Vienna_70]

Inspiration my arse. His attitude on Sunday was just the same in the Etihad derby in October. Once the going gets really tough he throws in the towel.
Absolutely not what you want from the captain. I couldn't imagine Pep defending that sort of behaviour from anyone.

He also goes missing if another player puts in a strong challenge on him, as he did in the League Cup semifinal a few years ago, when Fernandinho came calling.

 

[Vienna_70]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

That just shows you what a pile of bollocks XG is.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

An inspiration to what? Three-year-olds?

 

[SamTheGuru]

Did United win the league yet? Pretty sure they won it when they signed Casemiro 7 months ago!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

Average expected?

The fact he's scored 8 surely shows how fucking shit he is when he's passed to and shoots.

 

[Longballutd]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

No not really if anything they’ve just highlighted how shite he is in front of goal.

 

[Blue back home]

Sky are leading with the scum might not be for sale and the Glazers are looking to stay. This week is getting better and better. If they lose to Betis tonight my stock of green and gold tampons will be gone in minutes.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Actual goals scored in PL - Haaland 27 - Nunez 8

Press bias? Nah !!

I expect to have a 3 way with Margot Robbie and Holly Willoughby, the reality is it’s not going to happen.

 

[jacko74]

Tent Peg, a lying c*nt, just like the Piss Can.

BBC United of Mediacity.

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I don’t understand why you're labelling him a lying **** here?

Fernandes is an entitled, arrogant, cheating, whining snide little shit... and as such he is a perfect fit for the club, its fans and its players and therefore Ten Hag is correct in saying he is an inspiration for his team mates.